A friend of mine won the lottery two days ago. When he came to my home I expected him to give me a part of his small fortune, instead he brought something completely different . “I come to give you something better than money” he said while showing me a small statue of a Tanooki. “It will grant you one wish, then you have to pass it on to another person”.
“My wife won’t let you go with it” I said as she gagged me. “Of course she will, this was her idea. When I told her how you were always smacking me and trying to sleep with me. She told me to do this”.
I knew my girlfriend Amy was kinky, but I was surprised when she told me we should have a three one. I pretended not to like the idea, but I agreed.
My best friend kept complaining that all the hot chicks were never dating geeks like us. “If I were a hot chick, I would certainly date geeks” He kept saying those words for many many years.
Neither me nor my buddy James have any luck with the ladies. One day, I knew how to solve his problems, and probably mine. I bought a potion that would transform him into a really hot girl. It would not only change his body, but also his mind.
We have been married for 5 years. We have been trying to get pregnant for at least 2 of those years. But we haven’t had any luck. One day, after work, my wife told me “I have the solution to our problems!” while pointing at a small pink bottle. I thought it was an aphrodisiac or something. “It’s a potion, the old man who I got it from told me it would surely make us get pregnant”. I knew she wanted to try anything, but a potion? plus all the doctors we had seen told us we had a 1 in a million chance to get pregnant.
The balance equation is called. It was a special ability I was borned with, but it developed when I became a teenager. Whenever there are more men than women in a room, I transform myself into a woman. I have no control over it, but the transformation usually kicks in after 10 or so minutes. Whenever the balance between men and women is inverted, I transform back into a man.
I was broke. I was just recently fired. Being much of a loner, I had no one to turn for help. I tried to apply to a new job, but I had no luck. I was sure, that in a few weeks I would be thrown out of my appartment, that would be it, I will live under a bridge.
I ran from my captors. They had just turned me into a chick. I was able to run away before the mind alteration kicked in. I cried for help. I got to a man, “please help me” I said. “How can I help you? what’s wrong?” he said. “Those men” I said pointing back “are trying to abduct me”.
I used to be a spy. I was hired to infiltrate a pharmaceutical company that was running some shady experiments. I was the best at what I did. Up until this time, I had never been caught.