Fixing it
A coworker caught me looking at a captions site during work hours. He started blackmailing me. He said he could get me fired if he wanted to. He said I should give him 50% of my paycheck if I didn’t want anybody to know what I was doing.
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Lightweight
All my buddies and I were on a trip. I am such a lightweight when it comes to drinking, I passed out in no time. I fell to the floor, and none of my friends were helping me up. I just could hear them chanting or something. The next day, I woke up, I was in bed, all alone. But something felt off, I looked at my body, I was completely naked, but worse of all, I had the body of a girl.
Moving to a new town
My family and I moved to a different house and town. I was reluctant to go. I was leaving all my friends, and for the first time ever I was doing great at school. To make matters worse, we had to move one day early, I didn’t even say goodbye to my friends.
Video chat
I kept scratching my head. I was really confused. “I remember being someone else five minutes ago” I said outloud “But why can’t I remember who?”. I felt my earings hanging from my ears. My long hair touching my shoulders. I looked at my hand, it was feminine, “I don’t know why I feel like I am a man. I look like a woman” I said while squeezing my breasts.
Prank
James friends thought it would be funny to use a spell to turn him into a busty blonde bimbo and leave him on a beach in the middle of nowhere. They just left him a note “you have 24 hours to get back home, or the change will be permanent”.
Safe guarding
I knew my roommate James was stealing money from me. I didn’t know how he was doing so. I even had a safe, but he found a way to open it. So, I decided to put a curse on my safe, “if some one other than me opens the safe, he will be transformed into a woman”.
Playing the game
Yesterday I bought a tabletop game from a thrift shop. It was a simple tabletop game with dice and a few cards. I invited my friends over for some beers. We were playing videogames, when one of my friends asked about the tabletop game “I bought it yesterday, I liked the design of the box. Looks like a collector’s item” I said.
Getting it right
So, one week ago I found a magic lamp. As I rubbed it, a genie came out of the lamp “I will grant you three wishes” she said “you have to wish them all at the same time”.
It didn’t work!
I told my friend James that I have always liked girls with red hair. He then got an old book from a drawer in his room. He said it used to be his grandma’s book. “What if I told you that I can use this book to make a girl appear in this room?” he said. “Any girl?” I asked him back. “The girl from your dreams if you want”. I looked at him with disbelief. “Just describe the girl in this piece of paper, and I will cast the spell” he said while handing me a piece of paper and a pen.
Simple plan
The plan was simple, possess Amy’s body for a week, steal money from her parents, go back to being John, and split the earnings with my pal James.