I picked up a hitchhiker. We talked for a couple of hours, He seemed kind of cool. We were both going to the same city. And we had plenty in common, his sister was going to the same school than mine, they were even in the same class. His name was Alfred. I had alredy been driving for hours, so I asked him to drive the car while I took a nap. We stopped and switched places.
My friend Alfred sent me a text: “dude! you must come to my place! right now!”. He usually sent me that kind of messages whenever he bought a new videogame or something. I had lots of work to do. But for some reason, I felt like work wasn’t important, so I left work, and drove to his place.
Nate had a dream about a sexy blonde flight attendant with shiny nude pantyhose on. He was getting closer to her, ready to touch those sexy legs, when he woke up. Then he looked down to see he was wearing a flight attendant’s uniform, and had a pair of sexy legs of his own, as well as a pair of boobs!
I found a medallion on a bench in the park. It had a green stone in the middle and a golden outer rim. I waited for a while to return it to the owner. But no one showed up. I took it home, “maybe I can give it as a gift later on” I thought.
A friend of mine won the lottery two days ago. When he came to my home I expected him to give me a part of his small fortune, instead he brought something completely different . “I come to give you something better than money” he said while showing me a small statue of a Tanooki. “It will grant you one wish, then you have to pass it on to another person”.
“Hey…” Mark said and poked the girl laying next to him on the beach, “I’m ready.”
I knew my girlfriend Amy was kinky, but I was surprised when she told me we should have a three one. I pretended not to like the idea, but I agreed.
My best friend kept complaining that all the hot chicks were never dating geeks like us. “If I were a hot chick, I would certainly date geeks” He kept saying those words for many many years.
Neither me nor my buddy James have any luck with the ladies. One day, I knew how to solve his problems, and probably mine. I bought a potion that would transform him into a really hot girl. It would not only change his body, but also his mind.
We have been married for 5 years. We have been trying to get pregnant for at least 2 of those years. But we haven’t had any luck. One day, after work, my wife told me “I have the solution to our problems!” while pointing at a small pink bottle. I thought it was an aphrodisiac or something. “It’s a potion, the old man who I got it from told me it would surely make us get pregnant”. I knew she wanted to try anything, but a potion? plus all the doctors we had seen told us we had a 1 in a million chance to get pregnant.