“OH, YES DADDY! YES! That feels so good! Squeeze my big boobies, daddy!”
“*grunt* Yeah, babe. I like it when you call me ‘daddy’. Ooh!”
“Well, you ARE my daddy, silly.”
“I sure hope not, sweetheart. The only kid I’ve got is a 6-year-old boy.”
“I know… that’s ME!”
“What the hell are you talking about, you crazy bitch?”
“Well, this magic man in a fancy suit said that you had been naughty with my babysitter, Tina, and that you made a baby with her behind mommy’s back. He turned me into a big girl and told me to do naughty stuff with you.”
“What?! …But how did you- …Mikey?!”
“It’s true daddy. It was supposed to be a surprise. The magic man told me that he’ll take me away unless you make a baby with me.”
“Oh my God! This can’t be- …Oh God, I’M CUMMING!”
