Stacy wandered through the mall, shopping without intent or purpose. Suddenly she saw a familiar face and approached. A short girl with large breasts and large glasses, dressed conservatively in a gray shirt with an elaborate collar, tablet in hand. She stood looking around awkwardly next to a cosmetics case. Make up wasn’t normally her thing.
Harry thought his aunt Vanessa had it good, as a rich trophy wife. One day he said he wished he had it that good, and a genie appeared.
Malcolm’s divorce was just finalized last month and he had lost everything, including the house. His now ex-wife Emily told him she was cheating on him since before they were even married with her lawyer girlfriend Jenny. Said lawyer then kicked his ass in court. But that wasn’t enough. She then got him fired from their shared workplace by faking emails to his boss. Now, he was blowing his unemployment on booze when he saw his old boss Bruce at the bar. He told Bruce what Emily did and Bruce must had felt bad as he gave Malcolm his job back and then gave him a stone he said Malcolm could use to get revenge. Bruce said it could change a person’s reality and showed it by having Malcolm tell the stone a wish. Malcolm wished that he could pay his tab and just enough appeared in his pocket. Bruce left and Malcolm wished for a car to take him to his old house.
Life was hard for poor Lucas. Though he kept hearing about how “nerds were cool now”, he didn’t really believe it. Sure, Lucas was tall, and thin, and his female friends said he was cute. But he didn’t believe it. Lucas read a lot of comics and played a lot of games, and he had an idea of what a man was supposed to look like. And when he looked in a mirror, he sure as hell didn’t see it.
“What? You suddenly have a problem with me going out to dance with my girlfriends?” I asked.
“But I thought you would want to be with me.” Simon pleaded.
“You may have used that wish to make me your wet dream girl, but I guess you get off on lesbians cause I still don’t want you, or any guy for that matter.” I told him.
“It was my wish though, how come I’m not getting what I want.” Simon protested.
“Hey I’m the victim here. We were friends. You think I like explaining to my parents that Kyle is gone and only Kylie remains. That and I’m some raver chick that got kicked out of school cause I won’t wear clothes thicker than dental floss. So much for Harvard. I don’t think you have a right to complain.”
“I never really thought magic was real, please forgive me.” Simon begged.
“It is not all that bad, I mean look at me. You at least have one hell of a fantasy life going on in that head of yours. I’ve got some surprising talents and wicked dance moves. Tell you what. I’ll let you watch a little after party action when we get back. How does that sound?” I asked.
“Well, that does sound good, thanks.” Simon conceded.
“Why don’t you go and get a video camera. We may as well make some movies. I’m going to need money and without a degree I may as well use this horny body you gave me for something useful. I don’t seem to have any modesty to care if people see me naked or fucking.” I suggested
“Uhhhmmm… Okay.” Simon said surprised.
“Great, so here is the plan. I’ll go get pumped on the dance floor then bring back some girls for some on screen action. Plus I’m sure eventually one of them will be bisexual and you will have the only dick in the room. I’m sure things will all work out in the end.” I reassured.
“That would be great.” Simon cheered.
Though his wish didn’t go as planned he is glad Kylie is still being a friend and looking out for him a bit. Being the cameraman sounds like a great opportunity. Maybe this would be better for both of them in the end.
Darren was not in a good place. His crush Emma had just accepted an invite to the movies with one of his mates. Staring at himself in the bathroom Darren whispered, I wish I could be close to Emma. He went to turn on the tap and noticed his hands shrinking and turning slightly tanned. Confused, Darren held them up to his face. Then, as he stared at them he saw his nails become shiny and perfectly filed. The grew longer stopping at a perfectly sized length for a girls. “Huh?” he said clearly perplexed. Then all of a sudden the changes started. His back arched in with a sharp crack. He could feel all fat draining away to be replace with strong hard back muscles. All his body hair fell to the floor as his shoulders cracked painfully inwards. Darren grunted in pain breathing heavily. He grabbed the sink as his arms began to lose all fat and muscle only to become lean and strong, his skin darkening ever so slightly. His feet grew smaller and his toenails became long and glossy. He shrunk a few inches as his groin ached. He went to grab his penis, only to find it getting smaller, slivering up until it inverted and became a tight, wet pussy. Darren moaned in pleasure as his manicured hands groped down below. But the changes were not finished. Next his stomach began to tighten into sexy, hardened abs. He/She felt an enormous pressure as her fat chest began to swell growing bigger and bigger, at the same time her ass grew into a love-heart shape. Her hips cracked inwards and her breasts stopped growing. She now had a set of DD’s that would make any man or girl envious.. Her short black her turned blonde and grew down her back, tickling her neck. Her eyebrows trimmed down becoming angled. His huge nose shrank down become more feminine and cute. Lastly her Adams apple disappeared and she moaned as her voice rose to a higher, cuter pitch. He teeth became straight and white as her cheek bones rose and her neck became strong and slender. Her clothes changed into a tight fitting tank top and tight shorts. Emma picked up her phone and began flirting with her latest boyfriend; Harry.
I’ll admit I should have thought my wish through a little better, but I was so excited I just kinda blurted it out. I had always dreamed of living in the Dragonball Z universe and here was my chance. I even made sure that I would be a saiyan. I should have known that genie was gonna throw in a twist or two. My wish was granted, but I found I was a young saiyan woman named Sabi. I was lost at first and was even a little depressed. This wasn’t at all what I had in mind. I moped around until it finally hit that I was in the DBZ universe.
And so I started looking for the dragonballs. At least Shenron wasn’t one to twist words and throw you curveballs. I had barely started my search when I ran into the Z warriors. They were looking for the dragon balls too, so I offered to help, even though they already had a wish in mind. It sucked, but I had to do it. I couldn’t spend any more time than necessary as a girl.
The search took longer than I imagined. Apparently planetary scans take way longer than it seemed to in the show. During our search I got to befriend everyone. Upon finding out I was a saiyan, both Goku and Vegeta began training me. Goku trained me for fun, but I’m pretty sure Vegeta was only training me to prove he was a better teacher than Goku. He’s the one who really pushed me in my training and even got me to go super saiyan, and I gotta say it was pretty fucking awesome. Everyone was just like they were in the show. Krillin and 18 were the cutest couple, Gohan was almost painfully innocent when it came to girls, and I don’t know how many times I’ve punched Master Roshi, yet he still cops a feel every time I see him.
It had been months, but finally our search was over. I had the final dragonball in my hands. I couldn’t finally be a man again. I thought about the z warriors, and the bond I’d made with them all. Did I really have it in me to betray them all? It was the moment of choice, and I really wasn’t sure what I would do.
Adam was sick and tired of doing poorly in school. It seemed like no matter how hard he studied he’d always get stumped by questions about the most obscure details possible. He was walking home on day after a particularly frustrating test. He’d gotten full marks on the essay, but somehow couldn’t list all the authors of the texts he’d been reading. “It’s not fair,” he grumbled to nobody in particular, “I just wish I knew the answer to any question.” A clap of thunder interrupted his train of thought. ‘That’s weird,’ he thought, ‘there isn’t a cloud in the sky’.
Kyle was not a trusting man. Years of bad relationships had made him that way. Whenever he had a girlfriend they were either stiff in bed or at best let out exaggerated moans. None of them ever complained to him, but none of them stuck around particularly long either, leaving him perpetually wondering just how he was in the sack.
Ted was tired of being a student in class and made a wish on a star that things would change in class. The next day when in class, he blacked out, and when he came to, things were different! He felt strange right away, and looking down seen why, he was dressed like a woman, and actually his body felt strange too, in fact he thought he might just be a woman now! As he tried to speak, he heard his new female voice, and was shocked.