Gerald made a crazy wish on a whim, he was drunk along with his buddy Jed at Billy’s house that night watching a Pay-Per-View. Billy’s wife happened to walk by, picking up the beer cans and empty chip bags from the side tables and the floor. She was angry.
When asked for a wish from the one wish genie, Ted asked for “sex, drugs, and rock n roll”. The genie misinterpreted that last part, as “rockin’ rolls”, which she thought were boobs, which only women had. She turned Ted into Tessa, who got lots of sex, drugs, and had rockin’ rolls on her chest!
Ron was mentally paralysed. He had been staring at himself in his mirror for what seemed like hours, he was so confused and no matter how close he came to realising what had happened it just made no sense to him that he was Ron, a girl called Ron, who was a boy not that long ago.
Dominik hatte auf dem Flohmarkt eine alte Lampe gefunden. Sie sah ein bisschen aus, wie aus einem Aladin Film. Doch Dominik glaubte nicht an so etwas. Aber doch konnte er es sich nicht verkneifen, einmal an der Lampe zu reiben, als er wieder zu Hause war.
Brandon and Steven were twin brothers. Most of the time the 15 year’s old boys were getting along but just like any other siblings sometimes they fought with eachother. This time it was over a starnge coin they found while playing around. It looked ancient so no wonder both wanted to keep it for themselves. Their quarrel lasted for some time until Steven didn’t say the words that changed Brandon’s life forever. “Damn! I just wish you weren’t my brother” The coin suddenly glowed and dissaperad, when Steven looked at his brother he saw a cute girl before him. “What the…” Brandon looked at his body. He saw long blond hair falling down to his chest where under his long sleeve shirt he could see two round mounds. He took them in his hands and felt their sofftnes, those were real breasts. Brandon went further and slid his hand under his jeans where he expected to find his equipment but instead of his boxers he was wearing a pair of lace panties and his penis was gone.
“Well master?” The genie asked as a smile broke across Adam’s face as he fondled his new tits.
Gary was fascinated with history, Vietnam in particular. His grandpappy had been in Vietnam, and he loved hearing the stories, but somehow that wasn’t enough. One night after hearing another story from his gramps, he stayed on the porch while his gramps went to bed. He seen a shooting star and made a wish.
The genie had a sick sense of humor.
“My grandma gave it to me two days ago. It´s a magic rabbits foot. She said it granted wishes to the one holding it”. For some reason that didn´t make Marie even less furious. I better acted quickly.
“I wish that Marie was thinking like a guy”, I said and rubbed the foot.
“You wished wha…”
Her speech was cut off abruptly. If you were looking into her eyes you could almost see her cogwheels grinding to a halt, stop completely and then start turning the other way.
Marie´eyes glazed over for a second before she came around.
Henry had one wish from the genie, and he tried to make it a good one. He had bad luck with women, and wanted a woman he could be with the rest of his life. What he failed to understand was, the genie could not make people out of thin air, and could not force someone to love him, or even like him for that matter. It’s just the way it was. Henry could have asked about this, and found out from the wish granting genie, but he didn’t.