Beer and the Guys
Ted bumped into an old lady at the market, and didn’t apologize, saying he was in a hurry for beer and the guys. The old lady made a remark… and a spell.
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Meeting Our Needs Swinging
“Mmmmm,” We both passionately moaned. I tasted my wife, my love, my soulmate on my lips as her soft thighs gripped me. I remember when I relied on my torso and arm strength alone as I would make love to her standing up. No more, my days of hunk status muscle strength are long gone. Instead I am left to prop her frame over my protruding hips, not that I have the same equipment to make love with as we once did.
A Freak Accident to Freaky Sex
Joe Breyers and Joanna Lovins got into a freak car accident one Friday afternoon. Joe’s body was not salvageable, and he was slowly dying, and Joanna’s body was perfectly fine, accept for her brain being damaged, where she had become brain dead. One would know where this was going next. The hospital was doing secretive radical experimentation on brain transplant, and shaved Joanna’s head and put Joe’s brain in it. Joe was still Joe, but now occupying Joanna Lovins’ sexy busty body.
That Waking Scratch
Henry was waking Saturday morning, and reached to scratch an itch, thinking it was his balls. When his smaller hand had to reach under something lacey, he scratched his new pussy, his eyes opened as he realized something was way off. As he looked in a nearby mirror in horror, he realized he was in the body of his science teacher Ms. Lindsey Long. He remembered her saying to him he looked strong and healthy, and she was experimenting with something to be young again in the class lab.
New Taste Test
Jed said he had a new taste test where they all would be satisfied. His buddies Vince and Wilson agreed to the taste test. Suddenly they were by the beach, feeling strange yet horny, and Jed was completely naked with his cock sticking out. The two realized they were both chicks now, and horny too, the cock was calling them, turning them on. They both were drawn to it, they were now sluts, as they tasted their new partner Jed. Once the cum exploded on the two new sluts, they relished the taste.
Two Wonders in Life
Jack had two wonders in life, he missed the 80’s and wondered if he could somehow relive them, and he also wondered what it would be like to be a woman. The fortune teller at the carnival told him his own dreams, and also that they would soon be reality. Jack went home and to bed that night not even thinking much of that, and certainly not believing it.
New Lover for my Mom
(Based off of this: http://opentgcaptions.com/enter/index.php/reader/read/24967)
Girls having fun with me!
Request of: @JonyDubois
1982 All Over Again
When Brad said he missed the ’80s and wished he could relive them differently this time, his friend Tom said he had just the solution. He said he had a way to go back in time, and start fresh as well. Brad didn’t believe this nonsense, but Tom insisted, so Brad indulged him.
Pregnant Now
“Hey, wake up!” I heard a voice shouting at me from just above. I woke up and slowly remembered staying the night at Jake’s house. I shook my head, opened my eyes, and looking in the direction of the voice.
“Holy shit!” I screamed, backing away out from under my blankets on the floor. “Who are you?” I gorgeous, dark haired woman in pink nightwear was sitting on the edge of Jake’s bed, her hands resting on her heavily pregnant belly.
“It’s me, Jake!” she said, grinning and rubbing her belly. I just stared at the strange woman, dumbfounded. how could she possibly be Jake? “Remember when we were messing with my sister’s ‘magic’ wishing stone. Well…turns out it really was magic. I jokingly wished to be a sexy pregnant lady, and here I am!”
“And you’re happy about this?”
“Yeah. At first when I woke up, it was rough. I was terrified, but now I kinda love my body: big belly, heavy boobs, and all,” she paused, looking coyly at me. I could feel myself getting hard as I watched her rub her sexy belly. I tried to ignore those thoughts, but I found myself infatuated with the woman my best friend had become.
“And don’t you remember your wish?” she asked, walking up to me and putting her hands on my shoulders, her warm belly pressed up against me.
I nodded, “I said ‘if he’s going to be pregnant, than I wish I was the father.’, so that means…”
“You’re a daddy now,” she said softly, grinning crazily. I reached out and put my own hand on her belly, her belly that was holding my child: a child I didn’t even remember conceiving. But what did that matter? I maneuvered my hand down to the edge of her gown, and pulled it up slightly, revealing her lack of underwear. She shrugged her shoulders, and let the straps fall off her arms. I reached up and pulled her gown off her body completely, her body slowly being exposed to my waiting eyes. No wonder I had conceived a child with this woman: she was gorgeous! When I had removed her gown, my hand made its way to one of her breasts. She moaned softly when I rubbed against her nipple, and as I did so she pulled my boxers down and grabbed my dick in one swift motion. She backed against the bed as she slid me inside of her. I may not had remembered making that baby, but I was going to remember this…