Becoming a Big Booty Bitch

“So you really bought them?” Ryan asked his friend Rob.
“So you really bought them?” Ryan asked his friend Rob.
Tex was acting all rough and tough at the bank, telling his friend Tim he was going to buy his ranch out from under him.
I loved being a part of Phi Alpha Pi (or FAP as we jokingly called ourselves), my 3 years in the Fraternity had been very enjoyable. This year, I was assigned Andrew as a pledge to help guide through. He was nice enough, and we got along, so I can’t complain much. For one of this years hazing rituals we were assigned a weird one- to embarrass our pledges they had to show up at a party dressed as women. Whatever, Andrew and I would knock this one out of the park.
Gabe shielded his eyes from the sun and sighed as the handbag chafed against his left tit. He was getting tired of the constant complaining from his friend Jake right next to him as they walked to work.
When they said “a fresh start” they really weren’t kidding, Charlie realized as he posed for the picture. He’d gone to Mile High because he needed a fresh start. He was only 21, but he already had a drinking problem and massive debt. He didn’t really have much in the way of options left.
Andrew and Max wanted to fly. Specifically, they wanted to fly fighter jets, such as the F-16. Unfortunately, Max’s arrest record meant the Armed Forces wouldn’t take him, and Andrew was near sighted. He did, however, own a spell book. Andrew had a plan–enlist him and Max as chicks, the theory being they could use their looks to help get in, at least. They knew it was a dumb plan, yet through hard work they managed to make it in.
Greg won the prize for the porn site. Then he read the screen.
“Hello Amy, I missed you” Rhea told me. But I was so excited, “Rhea, I was you! for a whole year! I got to experience life as a genie!, I felt so strong, so powerfull, so… in love”. Rhea looked at me with disappointment, “I was hopping that if I showed you the future, you would want to change it!” she said. “Are you kidding me? For all I care, Amy doesn’t exist” I said. “Amy please. Don’t say that.” she told me. Not too long ago, I used to be a man, but when Rhea transformed into Amy, unknownly put me on a path to become her. I now did want anything but to be her.
Henry said, “Nothing like a blowjob at the crack of dawn. Morning BJs are the best!”
Saul felt a bit chilly and lifted the corner of his white dress, not that it did much good.