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Doing it together

Seb and Dave made a pact that if they were going to go on a holiday to TG Island they were going to do it together. It took them years to save up the required money but they finally got there.
TG Island is a small island in the Pacific where everybody switches genders when they are there. Seb and Dave finally got there and became Samantha (left) and Diane (right). The two had never been happier and are currently trying to agree to a deal that would allow them to stay permanently to work at the local resorts.
They simply love the comfort of not having that inconvenient male genitalia between the gorgeous legs, having smooth skin and wearing different clothes like skirts, bikinis, bras and dresses instead of the plain pants and T-shirt.
Samantha and Diane are all to busy recommending the getaway to their friends.

Bikini itch

You were right that it’s a lot less gay for us to be tubing down the river as chicks than dudes. I’d have never believed what Bikini Beach Rentals could do to us. And I love the attention and cat calls. But it’s taking all my self control with how this bikini is riding up my crotch. Read more

Jumped the Gun at Bikini Beach

“Hey hun, I am going to take you on a little surprise date this Friday,” My girlfriend exclaimed over our weekly meet up at our wine bar. That is all it was supposed to be, a surprise. Read more

Barefoot spy

“As you can see, sir, I have nothing to hide,” said Kasumi, turning around in her skimpy bikini. “Please don’t have your guards grope me again, my boss said my body is reserved for you only.” Read more

Mosquitos

Everyone is so concerned with the Zeka virus. What they should be concerned about is the Xvirus. At the current rate women will outnumber men 1000 to 1. Read more

Peter becomes a busty beach babe

Peter stared down and tried to focus on not swinging his huge, awkward hips so much with each step, sighing as he realized if he didn’t his big, barely covered by the tiny pink bikini bottoms 20 year old bubble butt jiggled and shook even more as all the sexy feminine motion he fought to stop from his hips moved instead to his ass. He heard a wolf whistle and both Tina and Jessica giggled, and so did Peter, his voice even higher and more girly than those to airheaded sorority bimbos. Read more

Cheater no more.

I had a woman,Carol, come into the store yesterday, she seemed desperate.
“Can I help you?” I asked as kindly as possible.
“I’m looking for the perfect swimsuit, you see- I think my husband is cheating on me- so I need to woo him back on our trip to the beach this weekend.” she said holding back tears. Read more

Family Problem

Growing up, I always thought it was a little bit odd that my Dad went away for business trips all summer, and my Aunt Darlene always came to visit during the summer, but who was I to doubt my parents that my dad was off at work. It was unexpected when my dad divorced my mom, and Aunt Darlene moved in permanently to help pay the bills. Read more

Self-conscious

I always felt a bit self-conscious when going to the beach. I wouldn’t say I was fat, but I wasn’t proud of my body, that’s all.
One day, I was looking for a new swimsuit. I chose a plain black one, quite large, and went back home. Read more

U.S.A.

I was a photographer for Sports Illustrated, when one of the models came up to me after a shoot…
“Well let me tell you this really quick before I lose control again.
My best friend Jeremy and I were never the most patriotic people. We talked about how messed up this country was online pretty much everyday, heck we even had our own youtube channel where we shared our radical anarchist political views.” Read more