My roommate picked me up some new socks today. I hadn’t had the chance to go shopping because of work. The receipt said they were from some place called “Bellas”. I hadn’t heard of that store before. The socks were odd too…red and white stripes, and kinda tall. Oh well, I’m sure he meant well.
So I tried them on. And suddenly I was really hot, like burning up. So I took off my clothes. But then my roommate walked in, and now…we’re fucking? Oh whatever, I’m enjoying this too much to think about how the heck this happened.