Mission accomplished
Xavier pulled up his panties and stood, leaving the prostrate snoring man on the bed. He shook his hair and said: “Mission accomplished, HQ. Info extracted by…unorthodox methods.” “Message received, agent,” came the reply.
Tired of your attitude
Hannah had enought of her two sons Martin (25) and Paul (28). Despite already graduating and the fact that they were adult men now they still lived at her house. To make things worse they were lazy and never helped her, instead she had to clean their mess. She tried to persuade them into finding a girlfriend and starting their own life, only for them to arrogantly brush her off. Thats when she decided to change things. She went to the basement and took an old book from the box. She chanted a spell which changed everything.
Magic Remote
“I swear to God, when I get my hands on you I will kick your sorry nerdy ass, take the remote and turn me back to a man”.
“Is that so?”, Gary responded with a smug smile. “How can you take it when you cannot move?”
Alec´s body froze up like he was a living statue. He couldn´t move a thing.
“Sorry about that. Here, I´ll let you control your head”.
“You motherfucker! I will fucking kill you! I will kick your ass so hard that your grandchildren will have bruises. I will…….”
Gary pressed mute.
” ——————————-“, the mouth was moving but absolutely nothing was heard.
“Cool”, he said in amazement. “This thing can really do everything it promised”. He patted the remote he had in his hand.
Alec was still looking furious even though he couldn´t make a sound. Gary got curious and wanted to try a thing.
He walked over to the immobile girl, letting his eyes wander up and down and taking in the sight in front of him.
Gary reached out with his hand and squeezed a boob.
Playing with wands
Toby typed away on his computer when a cat strolled into his room and jumped on to his bed.
The next day
“What’s this?” I asked myself, when the next day after my wedding I woke up all alone in bed. I could feel long hair touching my right shoulder. I was wearing nothing but my wife’s nightgown. “Wait was that my voice?” I said outloud, realizing I had her voice. I felt an emptyness downthere, and worst of all, it fell sore.
Teresa’s Plan
It was pretty apparent that I had made Teresa very, very angry. When we went to bed, she had said something, ” Ted, this is not even close to the end of the argument.”
Serves me well
I was sure my girlfriend was cheating on me, and with my best friend James! So I deviced a way to transform myself into a copy of her. She was going out of town for two weeks, it was the perfect opportunity to find out if I was right. All I would have to do is transform into her, and pretend I didn’t go to the trip to stay with James.
Welcome to The Boob Club
As Harry walked into what he thought was a whorehouse, he met three naked buxom busty chicks. No surprise there really, but what happened next was!
Labatt Blues
Jeff couldn’t get a date at the bar, and was just stuck with his two buddies, Paul and Marlon. He remembered seeing a commercial about his favorite beer, and some guy making the girl with him dressed sexy by opening his beer, then she opened that same type of beer and made his buddies into hot chicks who pretended to like him.
Get Around
Steven sat on the beach with his date Karen enjoying a relaxing summer day. The whole day Steven eyed up Karen, taking every opportunity to ogle her body in her bikini. Eventually Steven got thirsty but didn’t feel like walking to the boardwalk to get a drink, so he told Karen to.
“Do it yourself, I’m not your slave.” Karen snapped back.
“God, you don’t have to be a bitch about it. I wish girls were more agreeable like they used to be, back in the day.” Steven said
“Oh yeah?” Karen said as she began waving her hands in strange arcs. Karen was a witch, but of course Steven didn’t know that. Karen thought that she would give Steven what he wanted.