“Now Zach, for the hundredth time, I’m sorry I sent your little friend Shelly home. It’s just that I found it strange that the prettiest girl in your school was up here… not studying with you in your room when you’ve told me repeatedly that she was never interested in you. As your father, I just don’t want you using your… gifts selfishly. Now, if I get in bed with you and finish what Shelly started will you change me back in the morning? I can’t go to work like this.”
