Roommates
“Haruhi, can you bring me a drink!” He called to me as I went about my daily cleaning routine. The last seven months have been hell. When I found a room for rent on craigslist, my new roommate, Adam, turned out to be some sort of warlock or wizard or something, I don’t know exactly. All I know is that he was unusually friendly until I moved in. Immediately he cast a spell on me which A) turned me into this busty asian bombshell B) Gave me the worst ‘engrish’ accent I’d ever heard and C) changed my mind so that I had to follow his every command.