I was tired of always failing at picking up girls. I don’t understand why they always choose douche-bags and losers! Well I’m going to get rid of my competition. After thinking long and hard of how to accomplish this, I finally decided to find a way to turn them into girls. From that moment on I spent every spare moment researching and experimenting.
In college I lived in an apartment building with these guys who were always playing pranks on each other. Sometimes, as their neighbor, I would get caught in the crossfire. I once opened the door to the stairwell and a bucket of water tipped and fell on my head. One day everything changed. It’s like they moved out overnight and 3 hot bimbos moved in. The pranks came to a stop but now I had to put up with hearing moaning all the time. It’s almost harder than putting up with the pranks because I was horny all the time. I’m not gonna lie, I fucked all 3.
Hey everyone,
My company just hired David a few months ago straight out of college. He and I sit next to each other and have quickly become friends. I always enjoyed the stories he told me of his neighbors in college that played pranks on each other. One day David stopped coming into work and it’s now been 2 weeks since we last saw him. I keep getting these confusing texts from him too.
I was on my way home from work when I got into a car accident. I woke up in the hospital and the doctor came in to tell me what happened.
I kept jogging. I didn’t care people were looking at me in a weird way. I didn’t know what was wrong, or why everybody seemed to look at me with some kind of lust. I just kept jogging. A couple of miles back, I had seen how a man tried to steal an old lady’s purse. I scared the burglar, and even though the old lady fell to the floor, she wasn’t harmed, and she still had all her belongings. “Thank you young man” the lady told me. I smiled, helped her up, and asked her if she needed a ride home, or something. To which she just replied, “I might be an old lady, but I can walk home. Don’t you worry about me. Go on, continue what you were doing. I sincerely wish you can get what you want the most”. I insisted, but she just told me to continue jogging.
It was a normal Saturday afternoon when the doorbell rang. When I opened the door it was the FedEx man with a package for me. I wasn’t expecting a package but maybe someone sent me a gift. I signed for it and brought it inside. When I opened the FedEx box, there was another box wrapped in cartoon paper and a note. The note was short, all it said was from John … this makes us even. I started going through my head of the John’s I knew and I finally figured it was most likely the guy I used to work with in high school. I remembered always teasing him and calling him girly when he couldn’t stock the shelves with the heavier items. Many times I played pranks on him such as calling cleanup on isle 4 even though there was nothing there.
Everyone is so concerned with the Zeka virus. What they should be concerned about is the Xvirus. At the current rate women will outnumber men 1000 to 1.
I’m on vacation with my friends. Last night I went home with 2 girls from the club. I’m in their hotel room making out with them when the brunette says we’ve got the x-virus. If you lick or fuck our pussies you will get it.
Hi, my name is Luke and I’m 33 yrs old. I bought a house 10 years ago after college and the only way I could afford it is to have roommates. Initially my friends lived with me but over the years they moved on with their lives and moved out. I started renting to girls and for whatever reason it seemed only girls in their mid 20’s answered my roommates.com adds. I’m currently renting to Lana and looking for another roommate.