Aww geez, what has my roommate gone and done to himself now?
He’s on his way to becoming a master alchemist. He’s knows his ingredients, he’s smart, he’s adventurous… perhaps too adventurous. His results are amazing, but he’s always getting himself into trouble with his experiments. The problem is that half the time I get mixed up in it, too. But he’s my friend, and most of the time it ends up being pretty fun, anyways, so I can’t really get mad at him.
But geez, would you look at this mess? I haven’t seen that sexpot potion since my birthday. It was a thoughtful thing he did, but of course he spilled it on me as well. A night on the town on twins made for one fantastic birthday party, though, I have to admit.
Let’s see here. Judging by the way he’s gyrating those hips, and the fact that he hasn’t said anything remotely intelligent yet, it looks like he’s got some bimbo potion in there, as well. Not a crazy combination, but it’s weird because he hasn’t been favoring that lately, and usually he lets me know if he might be getting kinky.
He’s clearly got some of that ridiculous “nerd” potion he made, but I thought he had that one down pat. It gives you a stupid outfit, a stupid voice, and makes you use big words a lot. It’s totally lame. What was he doing with that? He did say he wanted to get that intelligence potion working. I told him he was crazy. Even Grand Masters have trouble making advanced mental potions like that. But he just went off on how he thought he’d come up with a breakthrough, by layering in certain components from other mental potions he’d mastered… Oh god, don’t tell me he tried to use the bimbo brew in an intelligence potion. That mad fool.
Well, if I remember my alchemy, he’ll be stuck in that body until tomorrow, but the bimbo part should wear off in a few hours. I’ll help him sort through this when his mind is back in order. I owe it to him. At the very least, I’ll owe it to him after what he does for me in the next few hours.
