*cough cough* What the– What the heck did that guy just throw at us? Where did he go? Was he wearing a bath robe? Did it just get colder?
“Hmm, looks like a vagina to me. Don’t you think so Jess?”
I’ll admit I felt like a bit of a sucker, falling for that old guy’s pitch. “This is a magical porno that will change according to your personal fantasies.” I guess I was caught up in his weird magical-looking store, and how he guessed my name right when I walked in. So in the age of the internet, I did the unthinkable: I bought some porn.
Aww geez, what has my roommate gone and done to himself now?
Here he comes, right on time. Young Todd, here to mow my lawn. But I’ve seen the way he stares at me, and I’ve drank in those randy thoughts of his. And that’s when I’m dressed in appropriate clothing. In my sexiest corset, he’ll be like a puddle in my hands.
I thought it would be fun to cast a spell to turn my boyfriend into a hot girl. I’m certainly not regretting it, but I probably could have toned down the lust spell.
“I’m sorry, I just can’t do it,” said the sexy redhead in her underwear.
“Um, no I don’t believe you, Mom.”
The bartender I’d been admired finally made her way back to where I was sitting. I was already a drink or three in, so I no longer had the willpower to pry my eyes away from her stunning cleavage.