The pleasure was beyond anything Rick (45) could’ve imagined. His mouth, wide open, couldn’t form sentences that didn’t begin with ‘oh god’. The Great Shift had swapped Rick with his daughter, Samantha (18), weeks after she had moved out to college.
I was out for a hike with my friend Daniel. We had known each other since we were five but he never really grew into much of a man and had a hard time meeting girls. I convinced him to come hiking with me so he could get in shape and hopefully have better luck.
On one of our hikes I was resting and drinking some water and noticed a four leaf clover. I didn’t really believe in magic but still thought it was a sign of good luck. I figured Daniel needed more luck than I did so I gave it to him and said he should make a wish and eat it.
I am a burglar. I break into people’s homes and steal their valuables. Well, actually, that’s not exactly true, I was a burglar. One day I broke into a big house uptown, they had expensive jewelry and watches, laptops, cellphones. I knew I had hit the jackpot. I walked into the master room, it was huge. It looked more like a hotel room than a home bedroom. I openned a couple of drawers and saw some pictures of the couple that lived here. “I remember the woman from this picture, she died in a car accident a couple of months ago” I said outloud.
It was hard times economically, and Johnny was out of a job. No matter where he went it seemed like no one was hiring. In growing desperation, Johnny went to his cousin, who was a witch. He asked her to get him a job. She had an idea, but warned him straight up, “your not going to like this”.
Harold woke up as Nancy “Nutsacks”, a local chick known for sucking on balls and playing with them to make a guy explode almost instantly. He was almost automatically chewing on his sheets, taking them in his mouth, somewhat like he would a pair of balls, only he probably wouldn’t chew on them.
“What? You suddenly have a problem with me going out to dance with my girlfriends?” I asked.
“But I thought you would want to be with me.” Simon pleaded.
“You may have used that wish to make me your wet dream girl, but I guess you get off on lesbians cause I still don’t want you, or any guy for that matter.” I told him.
“It was my wish though, how come I’m not getting what I want.” Simon protested.
“Hey I’m the victim here. We were friends. You think I like explaining to my parents that Kyle is gone and only Kylie remains. That and I’m some raver chick that got kicked out of school cause I won’t wear clothes thicker than dental floss. So much for Harvard. I don’t think you have a right to complain.”
“I never really thought magic was real, please forgive me.” Simon begged.
“It is not all that bad, I mean look at me. You at least have one hell of a fantasy life going on in that head of yours. I’ve got some surprising talents and wicked dance moves. Tell you what. I’ll let you watch a little after party action when we get back. How does that sound?” I asked.
“Well, that does sound good, thanks.” Simon conceded.
“Why don’t you go and get a video camera. We may as well make some movies. I’m going to need money and without a degree I may as well use this horny body you gave me for something useful. I don’t seem to have any modesty to care if people see me naked or fucking.” I suggested
“Uhhhmmm… Okay.” Simon said surprised.
“Great, so here is the plan. I’ll go get pumped on the dance floor then bring back some girls for some on screen action. Plus I’m sure eventually one of them will be bisexual and you will have the only dick in the room. I’m sure things will all work out in the end.” I reassured.
“That would be great.” Simon cheered.
Though his wish didn’t go as planned he is glad Kylie is still being a friend and looking out for him a bit. Being the cameraman sounds like a great opportunity. Maybe this would be better for both of them in the end.
I’ve always known my best friend and room mate, Jim, could be a bit dense sometimes but this is getting ridicules. Ever since we found that Morphic Adaptation Unit, I been changing myself into different sexy girls, parading half naked around him, flirting with him and anything else I can think off to get him to fuck me. Well, this is his last chance. If me laying on his bed with my ankles behind my ears doesn’t convince the bonehead that I want him to fuck me, then I’m going to throw the moron in the machine and change him into a hamster. Because he’s to stupid to continue polluting the human gene pool.
“God, I’ve never been so turned on in my life.” She said as she pumped his dick. The other girl moaned in agreement, her mouth full of his cock.
“Hurry up sweethearth, i have to pick up the car from the mechanic, make dinner for you and buy something for our anniversary with Marcy. Damn, my life became intense since we swapped bodies” Tammy said to her father. “Hold on!” Henry grabbed his daughter by the hand. “Are you sure you didn’t have anything to do with this? You seem to cope pretty well with our body swap” Henry had doubts about Tammy’s innocence. “Of course not” Tammy reacted with indignantly “I am the adult now so i act like one, someone needs to since you’re acting like a kid” Tammy scolded him.
Jason stood there trying to ignore the feelings of his new body whilst his every move was watched by the body’s original inhabitants mother who was unaffected by the great shift making sure Jason did nothing inappropriate.