I’ve always known my best friend and room mate, Jim, could be a bit dense sometimes but this is getting ridicules. Ever since we found that Morphic Adaptation Unit, I been changing myself into different sexy girls, parading half naked around him, flirting with him and anything else I can think off to get him to fuck me. Well, this is his last chance. If me laying on his bed with my ankles behind my ears doesn’t convince the bonehead that I want him to fuck me, then I’m going to throw the moron in the machine and change him into a hamster. Because he’s to stupid to continue polluting the human gene pool.
