Tee time?

“Good morning, honey” I said
“What are you going to do today?” ask my wife as she readied herself for work
“I’m golfing with a few of my buddies”
“You are not going to screw around while I work my butt off” she snapped
“We’ve made the reservation, I have to go” I protested
“We’ll see about that” and with a wave of her hand she turned me into a voluptuous dark haired woman”
“That’s not fair, you know I’ve been looking for a job, it’s just one day of golf”
“I’m not discussing this any further” she stated in annoyance
“All right”