“Dude, when you you said you wanted to get me drunk and have one night in bed with me I thought you were kidding, then I thought you might be gay, but then, the more I kept drinking this ‘special wine’, the more I started to think otherwise. Ah, screw it! I’m a chick now, I got these boobs, and either I’m drunk, or you’re getting cute! It’s just one night, right…? …Right?”