“Come on, Master! These are too big! They’re monsters! I feel so… so… WOMANLY! Look, I’m sorry that I called my son a queer because he couldn’t get a date to the prom, but I don’t wanna find out that he’s straight like THIS! Oh, I know I’m his father, but I’m gettin’ so horny for him! Look, if I go with him to prom and… ‘fool around’ with him, you’ll change me back, right?… Right?…”
