Doing the Dishes Was Never More Fun
Jack hated doing the dishes, especially when he got in one of his lazy moods. One day outside the kitchen window, a strange fairy passed by, and as Jack had the window open, she spoke directly to him.
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Fluch
Ich entschuldigte mich bei der Hexe, dass ich sie eine dumme Fotze genannt habe. Aber ich befürchte, dass sie ihren Fluch nicht rückgängig machen wird. Jedes Mal, wenn ich jetzt Fluche, wird mein Körper immer ein bisschen weiblicher. So eine Scheisse………..Oh nein, mein Titten wachsen wieder! Fuck……. und jetzt wachsen sie noch ein bisschen mehr…….
Tantramorphic Massage
I just got back from the Gym and I was a bit sore from lifting weights. My hippie flat mate Dwayne was lying on the coach with a bong as usual but the git never got fat. So I did bit of humble bragging “Damn your pecks can get quite saw when you bench press twice your body weight.”
Dwayne slowly sat up put his bong down, and replied: “Well you know Joe, I can ease all that tension in those muscles with a noce tantromorphic massage.”
I had no idea what kind of hippy woo “tantromorphic” meant but any kind of massage should be good so.
“Do your worst” I said.
Dire Consequences
“So this potion is going to make up bustier?” Bethany asked her friend Alison, playing with her necklace nervously.
“Yes, it should, so let’s drink up!” Alison said cheerfully as she reached for the glass. But she went for it with a bit too much enthusiasm, and poured it all over the table by accident. Their expressions quickly changed from ones of anticipation and excitement, to horror.
“What’s going to happen now? Nothing right?” Bethany shouted at her friend.
“I don’t know!” Alison said, panicked. “All I know is that if we spilled it we’d suffer dire consequences!”
“Well I definitely don’t feel any bigger,” Bethany said. “In fact, I think my bra feels a bit…roomy.” She reached up, and felt the emptiness of her bra’s cups. “Ali! My boobs are-” she stopped short as she looked up at her friend, who’s face had been contorted and was now chiseled, with a bit of stubble on its chin. She looked almost…manly.
“What’s happening to us?” Ali shouted, feeling her hips snap inwards and feeling her curves vanish.
“That potion was supposed to give us bigger tits,” Bethany said, her voice’s new depth surprising her. “But I think spilling it is giving us the opposite: men don’t have tits at all!”
Ali’s eyes widened, realizing what her friend said was true. In that same instant she felt it: something was emerging from the folds of her womanhood. Bethany felt the same sensation not long after, and they looked into each other’s eyes in horror.
With a popping feeling, they’re new manhoods settled in, and their bodies had become fully masculine. Their dresses fit awkwardly now, and they were both glad they had gone without panties that morning.
“I guess we should go find some more appropriate clothes,” Ali said, her voice shaky.
“Yeah, I think my boyfriend, well I guess he’s my ex now, has some we could borrow,” Bethany replied, sad but also sort of excited to experiment with her new form. maybe spilling the potion hadn’t been a complete loss.
Turned on by Students
Harry didn’t know Ms. Laney Passion was into her students. When the Great Shift hit, he was in her body fingering himself with three nude male students, also football players for the school team, bearing the health athletic naked bodies to him! What was worse, he was turned on by them probably just like she was.
The Chalice of Trust
Martin reveled of the blowjob the girl betwen his legs was giving him. She was a pro keeping him just beyond orgasm. He could feel tingling running up and down his loins and a pleasureable warm relaxation in his whole body.
Her innocent deer eyes made the whole situation even more erotic.
And he pondered the amount of trust that had went into to make this wonderful experience happen.
Mrs. Johnson
– You wanted to see me, Mrs. Johnson? – David asked as he entered the principal’s office.
– Take a seat, David. – the highschool principal, Lisa Johnson, answered from behind her desk.
Her party, my party
It was her party. When Audrey kissed me out of the blue, and asked me to follow her to her room, I didn’t even hesitate. I followed her downstairs, leaving all of my friends downstairs. We entered her room, and locked the door. “Wait here by the door” she said. I could already feel my erection. She took all her clothes and revealed her perfect body.
Ned Knows What “He” Wants
“Genie, so you are telling me I only get one freaking wish, that’s it,” said Ned, the mouthy flamboyant young man who knew what he wanted.
Fish Store
Harry got the blowjob of his life from his newlywed wife, on their honeymoon, but when she asked for the favor to be returned, the formerly always nice Harry said, “No way, I don’t want to go down on a fish store, after all I’m your husband now, I make the rules, I’m the man!”