Quotes

Go Fuck Yourself

Fuck off Jack

When Jack was told to “go fuck himself” by his now ex-girlfriend, he didn’t think it meant that it meant his dick would fall off and transform into a dildo. Read more

Cock Shocked

Shocked At Big Dick

Jack and his friend were on a road trip, and unbeknownst to them, the Great Shift was only a minute away.  The Shift only had about a 1 in 10 chance of affecting people, so they wouldn’t have had much reason to worry either way.  Luckily for Jack’s friend, Ari, he hadn’t been affected by the shift.  Jack, however, was not so lucky. Read more

Modelagentur ( German )

Als Jasmin mit einem Zauber heute Morgen unsere Körper tauschte war ich ziemlich geschockt. Wie konnte so etwas nur möglich sein. Es dauerte eine ganze Weile bis ich wieder klar denken konnte. Ich Mike war in Jasmins Körper. Und Jasmin in meinem. Aber warum? Ich musste Jasmin unbedingt fragen. Read more

Ladies in Waiting

Jake and Clayton had never been big fans of the idea of actually having to work for a living. Yes, they were aware that millions upon millions of other people successfully pulled off the 9-5 grind week in and week out, but, well……they just weren’t interested. It wouldn’t be quite fair to say they were lazy—-when something actually interested them, they were willing to put quite a lot of work into it—-and that’s how they found the fountain. Read more

Perfect Hostess

Jason was just a “little” bit of an jerk. He had a serious attitude problem—-a chip on his shoulder, you could say—-and he took it out on everyone around him, including his parents. Finally, his mother had had enough. Read more

Something in the Wine

Emmett knew they shouldn’t have gone to that sketchy liquor store. In retrospect, not asking for ID should have been a huge red flag, but they’d been too busy celebrating their good fortune to notice. Read more

Long Arm of the Law

Danny and Jordan were punks. They stole, vandalized, committed petty crimes, and generally acted like a two man crime wave, yet they were smart enough never to leave behind any conclusive evidence and therefore got away with everything they pulled. With Halloween coming up everybody was dreading what they’d pull next—-and then they egged the police captain’s house. Read more

Show Me

Matt had been drunk. That hadn’t been supposed to be an excuse, or a justification for his behavior, but facts were facts, and after downing god knows how many cups throughout the night he hadn’t known what planet he was on, much less was capable of controlling his impulses. So when a stunningly attractive co-ed slid by him in the crowd at the party, he acted…..well….rather vulgarly, yelling “show me your tits!” Read more

Gehasster Freund ( German )

Ich konnte den loser von Freund, der sich meine Tochter geangelt hatte, einfach nicht ausstehen. Die Gelegenheit, als meine Frau Pia mit meiner Tochter Lisa einen Kurztripp nach Paris machten, konnte ich nicht verstreichen lassen. Irgendwie musste ich ihren Freund Mike dazu bringen mit Lisa Schluss zu machen. Während ich darüber nachdachte wie ich das bewerkstelligen könnte, räumte ich alte Kartons von der Garage auf den Speicher. Es muss Schicksal gewesen sein als ausgerechnet der Karton mit Omas altem Zauberbuch heruntergefallen ist. Ich sah es und hob es auf. Dann dachte ich mir, dass damit doch etwas zu machen sein müsste. Nach längerem durchforsten der Zaubersprüche hatte ich meiner Meinung nach den geeigneten gefunden. Es war ein Verwandlungszauber. Der sollte meinen Körper in den von Lisa verwandeln. So könnte ich Lisas Freund Mike gegenüber ein richtiges Ekel sein damit er sie abserviert. Read more