Go Fuck Yourself

Fuck off Jack

When Jack was told to “go fuck himself” by his now ex-girlfriend, he didn’t think it meant that it meant his dick would fall off and transform into a dildo. Read more

Cock Shocked

Shocked At Big Dick

Jack and his friend were on a road trip, and unbeknownst to them, the Great Shift was only a minute away.  The Shift only had about a 1 in 10 chance of affecting people, so they wouldn’t have had much reason to worry either way.  Luckily for Jack’s friend, Ari, he hadn’t been affected by the shift.  Jack, however, was not so lucky. Read more