Tomorrow I diet

“If Valerie could see me now! She’d totally freak out” Jamie said, curling the spoon in the open jar of Nutella.
“She was always sooo careful with what she ate” he stopped and ate a spoonful of Nutella, then addes “Mmmmhhh….”
Once again he dipped the spoon inside the jar: “I’m almost hearing her saying: ‘this will go straight on my hips!’. You know what, now these are my hips, so I’ll do with them what I want. And right now I want to eat Nutella. Dammit, I’ve just found out this Great Shift thing is permanent and that I’ll be a woman forever, I deserve something to ease the shock. I’ll think tomorrow about my weight!”.


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