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Tomorrow I diet

“If Valerie could see me now! She’d totally freak out” Jamie said, curling the spoon in the open jar of Nutella.
“She was always sooo careful with what she ate” he stopped and ate a spoonful of Nutella, then addes “Mmmmhhh….”
Once again he dipped the spoon inside the jar: “I’m almost hearing her saying: ‘this will go straight on my hips!’. You know what, now these are my hips, so I’ll do with them what I want. And right now I want to eat Nutella. Dammit, I’ve just found out this Great Shift thing is permanent and that I’ll be a woman forever, I deserve something to ease the shock. I’ll think tomorrow about my weight!”.

Got me

“Huh. Look at that. Thought my roommate gave up after when I had foiled one plan after another getting back at me from when I pranked him the last time. He´s smarter than I thought, all those things he did was just a smokescreen and I walked right into it. Kinda clever mixing the magical powderin my Nutella jar.
Wonder if he mixed in mind alterat…alter….ate…eating….*She shrugged as if a fog had been lifted from her brain*. “Nutella! I love eating Nutella!”
She proceeded to eat up the rest of the contents in the half-filled jar.
Emptying the jar with a last lick on her fingers she sighed and thought that now she had to schedule yet another workout so she could burn the excess calories she just ate. A girl need to think of her figure! Read more