I hated how my body was betraying me, getting older and starting to crap out. I was also concerned about dying and finally paying the devil his due after a life of questionable moral choices and dabbling in the occult.
So I decided to try and get back some time. I saw all the younger guys in the neighbourhood and cast a spell to be young like them and to be instantly accepted by them.
Well it worked. All my wrinkles vanished and my skin got smooth and my body firm, but it also got soft and filled out in new places. Now I’m the neighbourhood queen bee. Which, all things considered, isn’t bad.
