“Oh fuck… fuck fuck fuck fuck!”
Es war eine Geile Saufnacht gewesen und ich war viel zu Betrunken gewesen um zu fahren. Gut dass Viktor ein Gästezimmer hat
“Guten Morgen, Was möchtest du zum Frühstück?”
My friend Tom tricked me into putting a necklace on. He said it was a gift for his sister, and he just wanted to see how it looks. “But I am a guy” I said. “I know, I just want to see how it looks” he insisted. “Fine” I said and put it on. “Ok, you’ve seen it, now I am taking it off” I said, “You will do no such thing. Leave it on” he said. I really wanted to take it off, but somehow I couldn’t.
I can’t believe I was against it. I was taking a shower, when five women broke into my hotel room, and joined me in the shower. “I am a married man” I told them. But they were already naked,they started massaging my body. “Please… stop” I said, but it just felt so good. I felt so turned on, but somehow I didn’t feel a hard on. I tried to make sense of it all, but I felt very sensitive when one of them touched my chest.
I had been a man for 80 years. And my loving wife had been by my side for the better part of that time. Long time ago we had made a pact, we were to use a spell to possess new bodies the moment we both hit 80 years old. We looked for a young couple to possess. “How about them?” I asked my wife while we were sitting on a park bench. “No. They don’t look happy” she said. “Them?” I asked while pointing at a different couple. “Better but no” she said.
Tom was having the time of his life making of Andrew. “So, who is a hot babe?” Tom asked Andrew. He had been part of a failed experiment that had temporarily turned him into a hot woman. “Come on, shake your ass babe” Tom asked Andrew, he just gave the finger to Tom. Even if Andrew hated the whole deal, no one had forced him to wear a bikini. Deep inside Andrew was actually enjoying being a woman.
Tom had a big crush on his coworker Emily. He didn’t know what it was, maybe it was her eyes, or her perfect body, her long dark hair, or the tattoos that covered her body. He was out of town, when saw a pendant that reminded him of Emily. He thought it would be a nice gift for her, so without much hesitation he bought it.
I was at a garage sale, my cute neighbor was selling all kinds of scifi collectibles for cheap. “How much for these one?” I asked as I showed her a toy gun. “two fifty” she said, I handed her the two dollars and fifty cents and took the gun home. “I swear I have seen this gun before” I said. I walked back home, and browsed the internet looking for some clues about the toy gun. “Maybe it is worth lots of money” I thought. But apart from some drawings of girls holding a similar gun I didn’t find anything. I left the gun inside a drawer and went downstairs. I forgot about the gun for weeks.
(Paula) “What has happened to me? “Paul asked his girlfriend Rhonda after awaking from the hypnosis. (Paula) “We agreed that you would put me in a hypnosis to get rid of my smoking habit but this not what we agreed. (Rhonda) ”Correct however when I put you under a hypnosis I discovered that u have been cheating on me with ex-girlfriend Lilli. So now not only your smoking habit is gone I changed your sexual desire as well but something else had to go. I thought its better if you keep stay together so I transformed her entire body into a busty Latina bodysuit, after that I glued your old body into the bodysuit while u got hypnotized.”
“Is someone there?” I asked with a scared voice. “I swear I heard footsteps” I whispered. I walked towards the fireplace. A shadow caught my eye, it looked like some kind of small winged creature. But as soon as I fixed my eyes on him, the thing disappeared again. I was scared, I mean who wouldn’t be. I turned around, with the fireplace on my back. And saw the little imp flying infront of me, “I have a gift for you” it said with a double voice. That was the last thing I remember.