Harry got the blowjob of his life from his newlywed wife, on their honeymoon, but when she asked for the favor to be returned, the formerly always nice Harry said, “No way, I don’t want to go down on a fish store, after all I’m your husband now, I make the rules, I’m the man!”
Harry said, “Wow, this body feels nice, and there’s nothing like sucking dick in a sexy pair of pantyhose, a tight dress, and high heels.”
“Cheat on me with that woman you call a hot whore, we’ll see about that,” said Elena after finding out Ted was cheating on her with a prostitute known as the town’s own hot whore, Sierra Sassy.
“Put that fine pantyhosed ass in the air like you just don’t care, Veronica,” said the strange rich man.
“I don’t see what the big deal is! The least you could do is just try it!” I shouted at my girlfriend. She had gotten pissed off when I told her I wanted to try deepthroating, and wouldn’t take her initial ‘no’ for an answer. Now she was in our room rummaging through a box of her things which she had yet to unpack since we’d moved in together. Apparently finding what she’d been searching for, she wheeled around with a slightly crazed gleam in her eye and clutching in the palm of her hand an egg-sized stone with funny-looking runes etched all over it.
It started with a little it of graffiti on the walls of my new place. But that wasn’t the image I was going for. It might not have been a great neighbourhood but I wanted my gallery to be classy, the first wave of a new look for where I grew up.
The midget was magical, and his show wasn’t always just an act. He had a mouthy young man in the audience whom he invited up for his next act.
I was beginning to think that Nate might be the one. Every moment I spend with him only makes me more certain of that fact. He can help me up when I’m in down, and is the first person I want to share my joy with. And the way he makes love to me is absolutely indescribable. I never thought I’d ever openly admit that, and I certainly never thought I’d be happy about it. Let me explain.
I told the witch I was sorry for calling her a dumb cunt, but I don’t think she lifted her curse. Now every time I swear, my body grows more feminine. Shit! They’re still growing! And now they’re growing some more.
“Julissa, what the fuck?! I’m a… I’m a…”