Shapeshifting friend
“Remember your promise. If I could beat your sorry ass in NHL 16 you would let me decide what you would shapeshift to”.
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Be aware, everything is not freeware
“God damnit! It doesn´t work!”
Pool of Desire
It looked so non-descript but Pete knew what powers the water held. Located in a remote mountain area inthe Andes, the pool was a well kept secret.
Poke
“They look so real”.
A mesmerized Howard brought up his pen and pressed it against her breast.
“Hey! Stop doing that! You are violating my female rights or something”.
“Sorry…”
“And they look real because they are real. In essence I´m totally Tiffany now. I can even recall her memories”.
“Cool! What does she think of me?”
Her facial featuers changed to a more contemplative look, her minds eye looking inwards. “Uhm, sorry bro. She barely know you exist”.
“Could have been worse, she could have been a royal bitch to me instead”.
“Always something. But what do you say? Shall we stick to the plan and you stop drooling over my new hot body?”
“Sure! My place or your place?”
“Let´s go to my ´new´ place. She got some really kinky stuff that both you and I will love to use”.
Do you mind?
“Daniel, why do you even have posters like that on your wall? They are practically naked under that sports jersey. It´s so derogatory towards women!”After three months of dating I finally had invited my really good looking girlfriend Marie over to my place. I had cleaned it spotless but apparently I had forgot something crucial. Crucial to her at least.
“Those? It´s nothing. I`m a supporter of the team and they just happen to have their jerseys on them. It´s just a guy thing, y´know”.
If she could have gone nuclear she would. Gritting her teeth she muttered “It is a guy thing? Enlighten me how it is just a guy thing!”.
Uh oh. Better come up with something spectacular if I want to come out living from this one. And possibly keeping my girlfriend.
“Wait here and I`ll show you!”
I felt how her eyes were sending daggers into my back.
“My grandma gave it to me two days ago. It´s a magic rabbits foot. She said it granted wishes to the one holding it”. For some reason that didn´t make Marie even less furious. I better acted quickly.
“I wish that Marie was thinking like a guy”, I said and rubbed the foot.
“You wished wha…”
Her speech was cut off abruptly. If you were looking into her eyes you could almost see her cogwheels grinding to a halt, stop completely and then start turning the other way.
Marie´eyes glazed over for a second before she came around.
Why don´t you try it
I was heading back late to my dormitory through the student hall, done for the evening with one of my extra-curricular activities.
Further up ahead a door opened and a blonde girl exited the room carrying her heels, red jacket and leather purse in her hands, and her hair was in a mess. It didn´t take a genius to understand why a girl like her was doing in the guys dorms.
She had to head in my direction if she wanted to exit the building.
When she came closer to me I couldn´t help it but to burst into a wide smile, look her in the eyes and comment: “You seem like you´ve had an good evening”.
She seemed like a good sport because she smiled back at me. “You betcha!”. Then she gave me this weird look. “Why don´t you try it for yourself?”, and and gave me a quick poke on the forehead with her index and middle finger, giving me an electric discharge.
“Ouch!”
Prolonged vacation
The man looked very angry when speaking to the good looking girl at the pool area in a hushed tone.
“I want my body back, you thief!”
I´m going for the hat trick and beyond!
“Hey Mitch! Guess what I´ve got!”
Greg, his friend from school held something behind his back.
“What?”, he asked curiosly
“I managed to snatch something from a hot girls bag at that place you know, Bikini Beach. We can use it with that magic medallion you had found”. Greg held up a polka dot bikini top.
“Gimme!”, Mitch snatched the top from Gary´s hands and examined it. The girl must have been stacked. This would be so good.
Great Shift: Lives left in chaos
Third day after the Great Shift.
92% of the world´s popualation had been shifted into another body. Some of them swapped with their spouses, some of them changed with their neighbours and others ended up on another continent.
I myself was put in the body of a close friend of my daughter. My real body is now inhabited by a japanese man. It weirds me out every time he speaks, so familiar yet so alien.
My wife and daughter got shifted too. The love of my life, Cathy, is nowhere to be found and her body now belongs to the mind of a kindergartner. My daugther came home in a male body, a couple of years older than her own, which in turn now belongs to the same guy she shifted with.
It is so messed up.
Inspecting them before hopping them
Having a good reputation as a tantric masseur made things so much easier finding proper targets.
Every now and then a customer entered Jakes establishment that suited his tastes just fine.
It was so easy. They would undress and then place themselves on the bench, turned downwards. As I performed the massage I could also sample the goods at the same time.
When the massage was nearing its completion I usually struck. All of them had been lying there, helpless and unknowing when I entered their bodies through their back.