I marveled at the massive size of my tits, on display, contained only by this huge bikini top made of material thick enough to accommodate their weight. I was walking on the beach and had to stop when I became self conscious my chest jiggling and bouncing with every step, people watching me the whole time.
Oh my god, I should have believed Tiffany when she told me that if I didn’t take her to the dance I’d regret it. Tiffany was a joke around the school. She was dorky and chubby and weird. She wanted to be one of the popular girls but they all thought she was too shy and gross. She’d also do anything to find a guy that paid attention to her, unfortunately for her no one did. When she asked me to the dance I told her “fat chance”, and she got upset with me and told me I’d regret it. I laughed as she stormed off fuming.
After Debra rang me up I took a tiny pink bag containing my new bra outside of the store where Chelsea was waiting for me.
“How’d it go?” She asked.
“Fine, can we go now?” I responded, wanting to get as far away from this place as possible.
“You don’t even have it on?”
“No, I didn’t feel like it.”
“Okay fine, you don’t have to wear it, but I bought you an outfit I thought you’d look great in!” She smiled, handing me a shopping bag.
“Seriously?” I asked.
“Just give it a shot.”
This is so weird. My mom offered to buy me a car, but in exchange I had to swap bodies with her for the entire summer. Apparently her grandmother had left her a book of spells that she always threatened to use, but neither me nor my sister ever believed her.
I wasn’t exactly thrilled with my life as a 35 year old man delivering pizzas for a living. I felt stuck in my life with no way out, but things could be worse as I’d soon find out.
I was anxious with anticipation as I rushed back to my apartment to prepare the spell that would turn my roommate into an adoring girlfriend. Recently I’d learned that he’d lied about the rent, and that I was paying for both of us to live there! I asked him to pay me back but he told me it wasn’t going to happen. Furious, I decided to get my own revenge. I haven’t been having the best luck with women recently, so I thought I could kill two birds with one stone. I would turn that freeloader into the perfect roommate using a spell I’d bought and hid under my bed.
Barry hadn’t gotten laid in over a year and I felt bad for him. As his best friend I felt a duty to help him out, the problem was that no girl wanted to go out with him or look in his direction. Barry had a reputation for being a jerk which made things more difficult. So when he came over one day with a pearl necklace purchased from Spells R Us, I was a little more open to his crazy idea than I would be otherwise.
“That’s it! Heal, toe, heal toe.” My girlfriend Sarah teased from my body as I walked bottomless in heals on a treadmill, trying to perfect a feminine walk.
“I don’t understand why you’re making me do this.” I said, still not used to the high pitched voice I’ve had for two days now.
“The guy at the magic shop said that the stuff we need for the potion won’t be here for a months, and there’s no way we’re going to try to explain to everyone what happened, so we need to learn to imitate each other exactly. Keep your chest out.”She said. I straightened my posture and stuck my boobs out. I felt so stupid walking like this. “Beautiful,babe.”
“Can I take a break? My feet are starting to hurt.” I whined.
“I’m on my feet all day, so get used to it hon.”
“Ugh.” I sighed. “Well why can’t I wear pants?”
“Because then I wouldn’t be able to look at that sexy ass of yours.” She said, walking up beside me and smacking my ass, nearly making me trip. I’m not excited for the next couple parts of my “education”, if its this much of a pain in the ass learning to walk like her.
Jack poured a shot of vodka for each of us and we both quickly threw it back. I nearly gagged, not a big fan of liquor, but found myself better able to tolerate it with my sisters taste buds. Almost immediately after that, Jack threw his arm around my shoulder and drew me in for a kiss. He caught me off guard so when he landed his lips on mine I had little choice but to kiss back, though I wasn’t happy about it. He slapped my butt really hard and disengaged from my lips to pour another shot. I rubbed my ass, it still stinging from his smack.
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