I always hated how I had to work and do everything around the house, while my wife just laid in bed until past ten in the morning. So this morning, while I was taking a shower before work, a wish popped into my mind “sometimes I wish I would be able to stay at home instead of my wife”. I didn’t expect the wish to work. I saw the shower droplets freeze in space. It was an unreal image, it must have lasted a few seconds, but felt like hours.
It was too late for him. I saw the cloud of pink smoke approach our hotel room. My friend James yelled for help, but I was too afraid to open the door, if I let him in, some of the smoke might enter. A few seconds later, the smoke covered him. I couldn’t see anything outside my window looked completely pink. He continued knocking, but a few seconds later he just stopped. At the time I didn’t know what happened, he might be dead, but if I had openned the door, I might’ve died too.
I don’t know how it works, but everytime it does work.
I had a dream I was outside my body, and as much as I tried to get back inside of it, something was pulling me away. It was like swimming against the current. It felt pretty much like a nightmare. After much fighting, I stopped moving, and closed my eyes. Thinking I should just let the flow take me to wherever it wanted to take me.
I was about to ask Amy on a date. She had always rejected going out with me. But this time, as I was about to ask her, I saw something in her eyes. Like her mind had gone blank for a couple of seconds. She looked at me, and looked confused, then she looked down, and looked somewhat surprised. She started poking her breasts, and reached her crotch looking for something. “Amy? are you ok?” I asked her. She didn’t answer, “Amy?” I asked again. She looked back at me, “Oh sorry, I didn’t know you were talking to me…” she said.
The plan was simple, me and my friend James would possess the body of the richest couple in town. He would possess the husband, and I would possess the wife. We would steal their money, and go back to our own bodies. “Don’t you think about me sleeping with you while I am a woman” I told him. He casted the spell, and in no time, I was in her body, looking at myself in the mirror. “Wow, I am hot”, and I looked even hotter the way I was dressed. “Maybe I should try sex” I thought, but immidiately corrected myself, “no no, that would be weird”
I knew my daughter was up to no good. She was dating a loser. An I am pretty sure that he was getting her into drugs or stealing. But whenever I confronted her, she just denied everything and got mad. She doesn’t understand that it hasn’t been easy being a single father, and I just want to take care of her.
I had formulated the perfect plan, I would possess Amy’s body, break up with her boyfriend, leave a bunch of subliminal messages bout me at her appartment, go back to my body, ask her out, date her, and so on. I prepared the spell with extreme care and perfection. I turned on the candles and casted the spell. I saw my body turn into a bluish hue and transparent. I was now for all intents and purposes a ghost.
“What are your three wishes master?” the genie asked me. “I want Amy to break up with his current boyfriend. I want her to get really horny when she sees or thinks of me. And I want to always be with her” — “granted” the genie said.
My girlfriends wants to wait until we get married to have sex. She so old school, I just didn’t want to wait. My best friend knew about this, and told me the same thing used to happen between him and his girlfriend. He gave her a purple ice pop and in no time she wanted to have sex with him.