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The chocolates

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My girlfriend Emily broke up with me. I entered a state of depresion for weeks. I couldn’t understand why she dumpped me. My friends were worried about me. One of my friends came to see me, he brought some chocolates with him. He said, “Tom, its going to sound insane, but a long time ago, I got these chocolates as a gift from an old friend, they are magic, everytime you eat one and make a wish, it comes true. Since I am happy and I have everything I want and need, I am giving you the chocolates. They are the last 3, make wise use of them.”; I didn’t believe him, so, I decided to wish for something simple but typical. I took the first chocolate and said “I wish I had a million dollars”. At that moment, I remembered I was given a big inheritance by my grandparents, I decided to check my online account, and it was true, I had a million dollars in the bank!. Read more

Still there

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“Hey buddy, are you still there?” my friend asked. I couldn’t speak, I was lying on the floor, frozen in place. All I was wearing was that stupid magic amulet he gave me. “Hey Tom, look at me!” he said. Suddenly I turned my face towards him and said out loud “I am not tom”. I couldn’t believe I was saying that. I wanted to yell at him, and tell him to turn me back, but everytime I tried to say something, my body said something else. “My name is Emily”, my body said. Read more

Assumptions

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I was caught by Emily at work looking at porn. I can’t believe I had a crush on her! The bitch told on me! I got fired that very same day. She even had a friend of her publish what I had done on the local newspaper. I wanted revenge, so, I went looking for my aunt, I knew she was a witch. I told her what happend, and she told me there was a spell she could use to get us even. She could put me in Emily’s body, and Emily in my body. Emily would think she has always been me, Tom, and will forget everything about my aunt; however, I will remember everything. Read more

The rings

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We have been married for 10 years. We wanted to have a child, but we couldn’t, my wife had a bad surgery that left her unable to get pregnant, and I had low sperm count due to some poisoning I suffered a long time ago. Read more

Bringing her back

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A couple of months ago, Emily, my girlfriend Jenny and I were driving across town. I got distracted for a couple of seconds, and skipped a red light. We crashed, the car was completely damaged, Jenny and I weren’t even scratched, but sadly, Emily was injured, and a couple of hours later, at the hospital, she passed away. Read more

Second base

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I have been trying to get to second base with my girlfriend. She says is too soon. I told her I was getting tired of this, that we have been together for one year and we haven’t even gotten to second base! Read more

Unexpected results

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My coworkes always complained about me. They said I was a pain to work with. My desk was a mess, I left food everywhere. They wanted me to quit. I knew they couldn’t get me fired, after all, I am the boss’s son. Read more

One week trip. Free plane ticket, free hotel, all

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I saw an ad in a website for a one week trip to a mexican beach. It was a new hotel, so they had a special promotion, “If you are one of our first 100 customers, you will be ellegible for a free trip, free plane ticket, free hotel room”. I never win anything I thought. I clicked in the ad anyways. Read more

Starting over

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I’ve been married for years, and we have been very happy together; we just started to try to get pregnant, but yesterday, one day before our anniversary, I got fired. I told my wife that we should wait until I get a job before trying again. She said she’s ok with that. Read more

All girl’s trip

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Let me explain, last week, was my girlfriend’s birthday. Her parents gave her, as a birthday present, a trip to a mexican beach for her and two of her friends. She wanted to take me with her, but her parents explicitly said “you are not allowed to take any man to your trip, not even your boyfriend”. Read more

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