Yes mom…you were right, no one has made fun of my braces. I never thought I would be so popular. The boys always used to beat me up and the girls wouldn’t even talk to me. Now the boys don’t leave me alone and the girls all want to be my BFFs. I know the dentist said he would make sure that I wouldn’t mind my braces, but I never expected he meant that the kids would be looking at my cleavage rather than my teeth. I don’t mind though, they feel really nice. When I get my braces off, can I keep my breasts, and maybe have something else removed instead?