FREAK ELECTRICAL STORM CAUSES MYSTERIOUS CHANGES IN CITY.
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE TRANSFORMED INTO IMAGES THEY WERE LOOKING AT ON COMPUTERS.
MANY PEOPLE REPORTED CHANGED INTO ZERGLINGS, OTHER CHARACTERS FROM VIDEO GAMES.
ABNORMALLY HIGH NUMBER OF MEN REPORTED MISSING.
“You think they’re all like you?” Glenn asked as Joe bounced around in front of the TV news alert, clearly more interested in his new assets than whatever the storm had done. Glenn couldn’t blame Joe, he was interested too.
“Duh. I know I wasn’t the only one looking at porn during that storm. There’s got to be a million dudes in this city. That’s a lot of dudes turned into porn stars.” Joe said in a high pitched voice as his massive breasts bounced up and down.
“I’m not sure yours is a porn star. She doesn’t quite have the look.” Glenn said.
“Whatever. She had huge tits and was hot and I was wanking it to her. Close enough for me.” Joe said.
“Still, I can’t believe you were too embarrassed to report it.” Glenn said.
Joe stopped bouncing, “Embarrassed? No way! What if they figure out what caused this and make everyone turn back? There’s no way I’m giving up these boobs!”
Glenn shook his head and smirked. That meant he’d have to pick up Joe’s half of the rent for the month. And probably next month too. He had a few ideas on how Joe could make it up to him…
Good thing Joe had always been so open minded.
