Wish coin infidelities
“And you’re sure this thing is real?” Aaron asked, looking around the garage.
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Empty monorail
It was really weird to find a completely empty monorail car, expecially at peak hour. I sat ocuppying two seats. As the train started moving, the light started to flicker. I jumped, scared, when I saw a man standing infront of me. As I was about to scream, I noticed he was taking pictures.
This hole
Manuel held up a donut and said: “You mean this hole?” His roommate Kyle shook his head. “How about this hole?” Manuel asked, forming a perfect ‘O’ with his mouth. Again the answer was negative. “What about this gap between my tits, ya interested?” Again Kyle just shook his head.
A housewife now (dedicated to Awruk88)
I stared at my husband as I stroked and sucked his dick. It was quite enjoyable, but my mind also started to wander- a month ago I was a 16 year old boy-named Martin- and I could never have imagine this is where I would be a month later.
Agreement
Percy stood there in the maid uniform and put his right hand on his hip to protest.
Friends think a like.
I bet none of us expected this. I was bored with my life, and I hated I couldn’t find a date. So I bought a potion at a store at the mall. The old man who sold it to me, told me it would transform any person into my perfect lover. At the mall, I ran into my friend James. I thought about using the potion on him, so I invited him home to play some videogames.
Haywire
“Fucking asshole…..oh my god” Lauren said. Or might have said. It was kinda hard to tell through her gritted teeth. Johnny didn’t really care, to be honest. He still couldn’t believe his luck. Lincoln had tried to blast him with this spell. Had it not been for this spell going haywire, he would have been the chick getting thrust into. Maybe if she begged he wouldn’t fuck her quite so hard. Maybe. Or maybe he’s hearing would go haywire too.
No Rest Tonight
In room 107, Daniel was thinking to himself as he got ready for bed. Man, I’m really starting to hate these over night business trips. I just don’t seem to get any rest in these motels anymore. A swear I wake up more tired than when I went to bed. It’s like I don’t get any sleep at all.
The Prequel
A few years ago I found a wishing stone. It was worth one wish, I thought about asking it to have more wishes, but I have heard stories about those kind of wishes backfiring. So After thinking about it for a while, I thought about a different kind of wish. Something that will grant me unlimited wishes in some other way.
Round Two
“So how about it babe, ready for another round?” my wife asked, looking down at me. Her massive tits swayed as she leaned slightly forward.
“But we just finished!” I retorted.
“Yeah, but I don’t think I’m satisfied with their growth today,” she said, cupping her breasts. “I want them to grow at least a cup size a day, and I don’t think I even got half a cup today, so come on!” She pulled me closer to her, and I regretfully inserted myself into her. Before I knew it, she had spun us around, and now I was on the bottom, her pendulous boobs swaying inches above my face.
In no time at all I came, giving up even more of my height. Her breasts only expanded, they’re warmth greeting me as they grew onto my face.
“Aah, thanks babe,” I heard her say, her voice muffled by the titflesh that surrounded my ears. “Maybe later tonight we’ll have another go.”