Category Archives: Erotic Captions

I’ll go in your place

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“Thank you so much for comming” Stacy said to her 16 years old brother. “No problem sis” Mike smiled as he entered her house. “Luke sweetie, your uncle is here” Stacy called her son. “Once again thank you Mike” Stacy was glad her brother agreed to babysit her son while she’s on her date. As a single mother she didn’t had much time for her personal life and now when she met Damian she needed some free time to improve the relationship between them. Mike didn’t mind to be a babysitter. He liked his nephew and he was eager to help his sister. Read more

Vacation Week Extension

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Thousands filed formal complaints while hundreds threaten to sue after three days of inactivity from the DreamGirl App’s headquarters. Due to the unexpected surge in users over the previous holiday weekend, the servers crashed, and thousands of guys found themselves temporarily stuck in female bodies until the problem could be repaired. Read more

Unterwäsche

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“Hi Mom. Ich weiß nicht wie das passieren konnte. Also ich will ehrlich sein. Ich hatte mir nur kurz deine Unterwäsche angezogen um…….Ähhhh…ich meine ich habe mich im Wäschekorb vergriffen.. Naja, ich zog sie also an und es machte Poof. Und plötzlich sah ich aus wie die. Bitte hilf mir, ich kann doch so nicht vor die Tür gehen” sagte Dominik (15) beschämt. Er hatte schon lange TG Fantasien und zog manchmal heimlich die Unterwäsche seiner Mutter Judith (34) an. Read more

Bodyswitcher

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“Rick! For fucks sake buddy! Pull yourself together man!”
“Wha? I´m I´m not a man, schilly. I´m Jennipher naow”. Rick was slurring bad and that made his friend Jason even more worried.
“Come on man, we need to find the girl that switched with you. Our friends are acting like search parties and one of them said that he had seen your car not far from here. We can still catch her”.
Rick looked up at Jason from his intoxicated fog. “U r a reeel friend, u know dat?”, and then almost disappeared into his drunken stupor again. Jason felt pity for his friend. He was a good guy and lived a good life. Then this girl decided that she wanted what he had and just simply took it. They switched bodies.
Rick had struggled with his new body and had had a hard time to convince Jason who he was and to pick him up. During the wait he started to down drink after drink to drown his problems in alcohol. When Jason finally arrived Rick was stumbling drunk. When they got back home to their apartment Rick pulled out one of their vodkas, tore of the bottle cap and took a chug. The strong taste overwhelmed him and he coughed it all up. It wasn´t a pretty sight.
With all the respect he could muster Jason helped Rick removing the now vodka-drenched shirt, careful not touching the boobs. Read more

Something Better

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Gary was on the battlefield, and wished something better was shooting at him besides enemy bullets. A fairy was passing by, and amid the war chaos, actually overhead Gary’s wish, granting it. Read more

Welfare Check (Pranked Series)

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My company just hired David a few months ago straight out of college. He and I sit next to each other and have quickly become friends. I always enjoyed the stories he told me of his neighbors in college that played pranks on each other. One day David stopped coming into work and it’s now been 2 weeks since we last saw him. I keep getting these confusing texts from him too. Read more

Fraternal love

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My fraternal twin sister Mia and I had always loved each other very much and supported each other in good times and bad. We did everything together. I acted like her protective “big bro” (even though I was born just a few minutes before her), and she was my sweet, whimsical “lil sis” who’d always prank me to make me laugh. The love between siblings is purely platonic; we had never ever thought of each other in a sexual way. Read more

Not A Word

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“Not a word, Karen.” Said the angry Carl (now “Carla”) Lowell to her secretary. The former CEO was not having a good week. After Carl had cut off a man in traffic, the man caught up to him and revealed that he was an evil wizard. He transformed Carl into a curvy, busty, beautiful redhead. Carla was humiliated to be in the elevator with the secretary that she always treated so poorly. She figured that the mousey secretary had to be getting a kick out of this. Little did she know, Karen had no idea who she was. The only people who remembered Carl Lowell now were Carla herself and the wizard. Karen didn’t know why the new assistant to the new CEO was talking like she knew her. Once the elevator opened, Carla was shocked to see the new CEO sitting her old chair… it was none other than the wizard!

Full moon

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I can’t believe it was ten years ago, I still remember it like it was yesterday. It was during the night, a full moon lit up her face when I met her. Her name was Heather. It felt like it was love at first sight. We went to her place, and had sex for hours, I even licked her wet pussy. Afterwards, we passed out. In the morning, Heather was gone. I got dressed, and left her a note. As I was about to leave her home, I saw a man in the kitchen, “Hello, I am John. You must be her brother” I told him. “Yes. you must be wondering where Heather went… she went out for work, but asked me to tell you had a great time” he said. I said goodbye and left. Read more