When I got testicular cancer at the ripe young age of 24, I was absolutely crestfallen. I thought that my life was over. But when the doctors offered me the chance to test a revolutionary new drug, I jumped at the chance to get cured.
The drug was a total success. It completely eradicated my cancer. Too bad it only worked by turning my testicles into functioning ovaries. There were other changes, too. My hair fell out, then grew back in blonde. I felt sick to my stomach, and vomited up all of my body fat. My mind started to slow down, and I couldn’t think straight anymore. Soon, I’d grown an enormous pair of tits, and I’d seduced one of the residents in charge of my treatment. I’m just looking forward to my next round of chemo.
