Useless bastard.

James screamed at his friend Marcus whilst holding the condom he was supposed to of worn last night.

Angry and annoyed with his friend for being so inconsiderate and blatantly lying to him.

His anger at Marcus only grew when Marcus told him it was the woman’s job to make sure she did not get knocked up not the man’s and surely by now he could tell if a man had a condom on whilst he was inside of him.

Which was the final straw for James who just punched him in the balls and told him to fuck off and that was the last pity shag he would get from him before throwing him out of his flat and life.

Grateful that he had took his ex-girlfriend’s advice and gone on the pill as men were useless bastards who could not be trusted to do the simplest of things.


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