“Wha… What’s happening?”
“Oh good, you’re up.”
“J… Jerry? Is that you?”
“It sure is, buddy.”
“What… what’s going on? Wait… wait! What the fuck!? Why do I have fucking tits!?”
“Do you like them? Sorry man, but I’ve always liked’em big.”
“How did you do this!?”
“Simple: A magic remote. I’m not sure why that pawnshop owner wanted me to have it, but I don’t care! I’ve always dreamed about turning you into a perfect, asian sex-kitten!”
“You’re sick!”
“Maybe, but in a few moments you won’t care.”
“What… what are you doing?”
“Why, I’m altering your mind, of course. I can’t have my busty asian bimbo worrying about her boring, old life.”
“Preese! I’r do anyting! Rait… Rhy I talk funny?”
“Because I want you to, silly.”
“Me no rike dis… Preese…”
“Just a little more…”
“…Preese… Umm… Rhat’s… my name?”
“Why, it’s Kimiko.”
“Oh, that’s right! I Kimiko. Can Kimiko… suck rho dick?”
“I was about to insist.”
*licks lips* “Oh boy! Rummy!”
