The Newer Model

I shouldn’t have accepted the beer, but when Uncle Tom offered me some, i wanted to make him feel better, have some fun and get over the fact that Aunt Debra had left him.

Little did i know he had already gotten over the fact his wife had left him by deciding to make himself a new one with some weird chemicals he’d stolen from work.

Which is why i’m officially a missing person, whilst my new identity is my Uncles new wife. We’ve moved to a house a state away from my old home and are currently christening of kitchen along with the rest of the house.

“Are you done back there?”

“Whats that?”


“That’s what i thought.”


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