“You….uh….told me they’d neever know. You told me they’d like it. You….t-OH! me that they wouldn’t be able to break the spell…..or that they’d not know about a counter spell. Or that….oh please fuck me harder baby……that they couldn’t screw with our heads. Or that we’d like it so much. Aw head screw me baby!”
“Hey…” Mark said and poked the girl laying next to him on the beach, “I’m ready.”
Joe and Tyler had a long argument on night about which had a greater impact on people’s decisions, their minds or their bodies. Joe was decidedly in the mind category, believing people made choices based on reason and rationality. Tyler didn’t disagree necessarily, but he thought body chemistry had a lot more to do with it. As their argument got more heated Tyler proposed a hypothetical situation. Say Joe was transformed into a girl, would his body chemistry make him now be attracted to guys, or would his mind make his a lesbian?
Hank said, “Henry, you are a little sucker. I told you the wishing coin was real, and you believed it.”
Earl had always seemed to act like a child. Specifically, there was nothing he loved more than jumping on the bed. He had done from when he was two until he was 20…and showed no signs of stopping. He simply loved doing it, to an almost scary degree. Needless to say, it annoyed the hell out of every roommate he had, but Earl never came close to stopping. So, when Earl’s jumping interrupted his newest roommates massage, Rick was understandably angry. Rick, secretly a warlock, decided he had enough of Earl’s jumping obsession. At the very least, Earl’s jumping could be a little more…pleasurable in the future.
1 IN 200,000,000!
I needed a room mate so I could make it and stay a full time student so I put up signs all over. I went into a small creepy book store and asked the guy behind the counter if I could put up the sign he said ” No because I think I will take the room” . He shoved 3000.00 in my hand and said ” 6 months in advance ok” and I said ok deal. I helped him move in and the next morning I fixed a huge breakfast we seemed to be destined to be great friends I really enjoyed talking to him and we liked almost the same things. We finished up and I loaded the dishwasher while we talked. He asked “you never asked why I work at a magic book store”. I said I did not notice what kind of book store it was but I guess people might believe in magic enough to buy a book and I laughed. He answered “I believe enough to own the shop” I recovered and said oh wow that is your store great!. He smiled and nodded and asked what my major is and I told him education. He smiled very big and said ” that is perfect you are easy to be with, the best cook I know, like kids I think I will marry you”. I laughed then a flash and I was screaming in pleasure.
I learned early on in my town that if you did not have a car you did not have a chance to get a girl. So I made money to save for a car so I could get a girl by tutoring my friends in Math. My best friend Dave felt bad because I never charged him to help because he was my friend. He would offer and offer to pay me but always refused firmly. Finally one day he said ” Bill you are my best friend and I love you man and my parents are rich and I have a hot car and everything I want so why not let me pay you for tutoring me?. I told him “you are starting to piss me off Dave I don’t need you to take care of me”. He looked at me very hurt and I told him I was sorry for snapping at him. He then looked at me and smiled and said ” I want to tell you a secret about my family” I asked what secret, he said “the men in my family are wizards” I laughed and said ok mista pottur. He just smiled and said ” only men born in my family and they and they are never born of a woman born”. I laughed and said ” were you hatched?”. He laughed and said ” no but I will prove it to you lets say if I make a hot girl appear on your bed and you have earth shattering sex, you will promise to do all in your power to give my perfect wife and mother of my children.” I asked “what if I don’t know how to do that?”. Dave said “If you promise I can make so you will not be able to not do just that even if you tried to refuse you would do what is needed to fulfill the promise”. I said ” I would never try to stop you from being happy but to call you on your joke I promise”. I felt a flash of power and I was naked AND a girl. Dave said ” don’t be upset” and my shock and fear drained from me I was still surprised at what happened but not afraid. Dave I believe you change me back I said. Dave then looked at me and said “remember your promise and tell me how you feel about me now”. I looked at Dave and said “you are my best friend for life I love you like a brother I never had”. Dave said “No I said now not 5 minutes ago I need you to think about it and be in touch with your new emotions”. New emotions I thought OHH NEW! as a girl I obeyed. As I pondered how I felt about Dave now I felt a new sensation in the pit of my stomach it was like warm butterflies pushing outward making my core feel empty and needing to be filled. Then my lips became very dry and I licked them. With out saying a word me licking my lips was like a signal to Dave he took me in his arms and kissed me. I was so shocked by his actions I turned around but he still held me some how he was naked too and I felt his penis on my back. I then realized that my head only came to his chest now I was tiny and totally in his control but it seemed right. I felt his left hand on my breast which cased those warm butterflies in my stomach to turn into a high intensity wire. Dave’s right hand slid down my body till rested on my new sex and his finger entered me and Dave wispered as he kissed my neck ” you are so wet you can smell you excitement” he was right I could smell pure sex in the room and it was all me. Dave then touched a button made me moan like 10,000.00 whore and all the strengh drained from my legs. Dave lifted me and slid me on my tummy then lifted my waist and then OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GAWD!!!!!!!!!. Nine months later Dave Jr. is born and I have a mini van.
Joe and Tyler had a long argument on night about which had a greater impact on people’s decisions, their minds or their bodies. Joe was decidedly in the mind category, believing people made choices based on reason and rationality. Tyler didn’t disagree necessarily, but he thought body chemistry had a lot more to do with it. As their argument got more heated Tyler proposed a hypothetical situation. Say Joe was transformed into a girl, would his body chemistry make him now be attracted to guys, or would his mind make his a lesbian?
Hank said, “Henry, you are a little sucker. I told you the wishing coin was real, and you believed it.”