“Hey? Yes, this is Sean Grant…..Sean. Yes, I know that’s a guy’s name. Sean. Not Shawna, not Serena, not Staci, Sean……Yes, I know, I don’t sound like it. That’s your fault! Your stupid machine malfunctioned, and now my girlfriend and I are stuck in each other’s bodies! Send a repair–Ah! Omigawd Michelle! What are you— Hold on, ma’am…..”
“Miss? Miss?” Are you still there? Miss we can fix the glitch, but only if you two hold off from having sex…..Miss?”
