Don’t Laugh
While our wives were out shopping, my new neighbor and I sat in my kitchen getting acquainted. I laughed out loud when he told me he was a powerful wizard. I’m not laughing now, as he takes me on my own kitchen counter, As a woman!
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Keep On Going
I’d been heading around the country, trying to “find myself.” Cliche, I know, but there it was. Unfortunately, I was running out of cash and out of inspiration. I was getting desperate. I didn’t want to go back to where I started, but I didn’t really see any other options. Then I met the wizard. I didn’t know he was a wizard, at first; he just looked like an old guy with a sixties style hairstyle and a….. loud….suit. He’d seemed sympathetic. He sad he had a way for me to keep on going.
Girl’s School
Rose Hill High School was one of the worst in it’s state. Then with the appointment of a new headmaster a solution was reached. The school’s radical solution was to become an all-girls school. This caused controversy of cause but it later died down when the new headmaster revealed that he was a wizard. This meant that the boys of Rose Hill could simply be transformed to become females and fit into the school structure. Most of the boys were originally quite upset but they later fell in love with their new forms and thought the headmaster was a saint.
A Different Kind Of Education
Zach had failed history. Again. Well, more like still. He’d been trying to pass the class fro months now and it was still no use. Well…..to say he’d been trying to pass would be a little generous, considering how much fucking around he’d been doing. He’d come in after class yet again to see if there was anyway the professor would pass him.
Glad To See Me
I walked in the doorway of my condo, not really knowing what to expect. Ben had still been pissed about me turned him into Bella when I’d locked up and left this morning, but the spell was supposed to cause mental alterations as the day went on. I wasn’t sure exactly how she’d react.
Turnabout
There was a certain tradition in Jeff’s school. During prom, instead of the guy asking the girl as usual, the girl would ask the guy. Then Mr. Williams became the new principal. Despite having lived in town for almost thirty years nobody had known he was a wizard. Not only was he a wizard, he was a bored wizard. He hadn’t used his power in a major way in almost a decade. Remembering the tradition he decided to have some fun with the mundane kids.
Gaining Respect
Dylan had everyone’s respect at the school. He was never bothered, never harmed, and never given bad marks either. My two roommates and I wondered how someone can be on good terms with so many people and maybe even envied him a little. That was until he showed up to our dorm room.
Wizard’s apprentice
I thought that being a wizard’s apprentice would be an exciting and interesting experience. But the reality came so short of my expectations. It was always damn chores: Erasing the hex boards. Shelving the spell books. Cleaning the potion bottles. After days and days of meaningless labor, I was beyond frustrated. I was so close to the world of magic, yet so far from making it mine. The firebolts, the levitation, the teleportation–Where were those? When I confronted my master wizard about this, he simply brushed his long white beard and smiled gently and uttered: “In time, my child.”
Clean Up
Ryan smirked as he watched his roommate, or rather his roommate’s ass, as “she” scrubbed the vomit off the toilet seat. He’d told the idiot what the consequences would be if he threw a huge party in the dorm while he was out of town. Even made him sign a waiver saying he understood the situation. But did he listen? No, of course not. Guy probably thought he was bluffing. Ha. Now he knew better.
Lack of Morals
Jason had always had a lack of morals. Pete had known that. But trying to blackmail him? Something which could get him kicked out of school? Over something as stupid as having a bag of weed in his car? Pete thought that was kinda excessive.