Okay Jason keep calm, you knew this was a possibility when your parent told you the family was going to exchange island. I knew this could happen, I just didn’t think it would. You’re a woman, no big deal, right? The change felt so weird. One minute I’m on the beach in my board shorts, then I get real dizzy and all of the sudden I’ve got these honkers on my chest.
“Wow David, or I suppose I should say Esmerelda? I can’t believe it’s been a year since my agency granted your wish for a reliable money making skill.”
I hate my therapist. He’s a guy, he’s never gone through second puberty. He thinks I should wear skirts and dresses and tights and makeup and all that crap just to “accept the female me” well fuck that. It wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t also convinced my crazy mom. Bye bye gym shorts, hello sports bras.
Ralph and Jennifer were still coming to grips with the fact that they’d swapped bodies with their parents. Neither had been exemplary teenage children that year and their parents decided to punish them by swapping their bodies and leaving them in theirs while they both went to spend a youthful summer as councilors at a summer camp. What Ralph and Jennifer didn’t understand was why Ralph was now their mother Donna and Jennifer was now their father Mike. “Because it’s funny.” Their mother said, before the two parents left, leaving the new adults alone at home for two and a half months.
I sat crosslegged in Chris’s living room dangling my high heal on my show, waiting eagerly for Chris to get home. That’s how I’ve been for the last week, ever since he used the reality remote to make me a clone of Christina Hendrick’s character from Man Men. I was mortified to suddenly be some buxom woman dressed from the ’60s, but before I could react he pushed a button and…
Dear “Mom and Dad”,
My sister and I (I love saying that) are so far having the time of our lives. We know it’s only three days in, but we can already tell this is going to be a great summer. How are you two? Enjoy having the house to yourself, just ~man and wife~? Dad, don’t forget to clean out the garage, and Mom remember to tend to the garden! If you guys start to act differently, don’t worry! That’s part of the plan 🙂
No no no no! He couldn’t have done this to me!
Man, I really don’t want to do this. Not like I have much of a choice. If I don’t play along with my sister Lilly and pretend to be her, she’ll never switch us back. At this rate it’s looking like she won’t anyway.
Now that I had indulged my mother by putting on underwear, I slipped the loose shorts and tshirt back and the two of us headed back down to the dinner table. Immediately I could see and feel the difference the bra made. The jiggling that had annoyed me for the past day and a half was hugely reduced, and it also raised my bust making them look perkier and firmer. You could definitely tell that I’d put one on, evidenced by how my father and siblings stared at me when I reentered the room. The room was quiet as I sat back down and picked up my fork.
“Nice bra, bro.” My brother joked. I rolled my eyes and tried to ignore him.
“How about we stop discussing your brother’s chest, hmm?” My mother spoke up, “Or are you so fascinated by it you’d like to take a turn in it after your father fixes the machine?”
“And risk getting stuck like David? No thanks.” My brother said, taking a sip from his drink.
“Then keep your mouth shut.” She said from my body. Though I was embarrased to have to be defended, I was grateful that my mom put an end to it for now. I didn’t say much for the rest of dinner, and even though the conversation was directed away from me, I was still hyper consious of the bra. I wasn’t able to ignore how it constricted me or how the straps dug into my shoulders. A few times when my siblings weren’t looking I tried to adjust it through my shirt. At one point my brother caught me pulling at my shoulder strap and flashed a knowing smile at me.
After dinner I went straight to the guest room to get away from my annoying siblings. At this point I was counting the moments until my father fixed the machine and I could go back to my body. This whole experience was becoming the worst few days of my life. As soon as I got to the guest room I locked the dor and took my bra off. The initial feeling of release was wonderful, like kicking your shoes off at the end of the day. I’d only had the thing on for less than an hour but as long as I was alone I’d rather deal with the jiggling than the constriction.
The rest of the evening I spent in the guest room, only leaving to use the bathroom, something that I still despised in this body. Luckily, I didn’t see my siblings again for the rest of the evening.
“And 3,2,1 awake!” The magician said as Collin was brought from his trance. Collin looked around, confused. He was in a room he didn’t recognize and there was a man whom he’d never met standing in front of him, smiling.