Tad had always wanted to titty fuck Nadia Knockers, the local stripper sensation. When she finally invited him into the VIP room backstage after a lap dance, bending her turquoise painted fingernail as a notion to come on back, he was ecstatic! He was tenting in his pants immediately.
“Would you stop smoking?” my girlfriend yelled at me. To which I replied “I will first give up my manhood, before giving up smoking”. At the time I didn’t realize that was a big mistake, she looked at me with an evil grinn, “Well, if that’s what you want” she said while doing some strange hand movements.
Harold was shocked he was suddenly in the body of Britney Bust, the headliner stripper at the Wet Kitty. He knew it must have been the Great Shift, as reports of it were already on the news. As he cupped his new huge hooters with his skinny right arm, he looked at the chaos at the club, wondering how many men like him ended up as busty strippers. Then as he looked on at some of the men there, he was getting lustful, and realized he was now craving guys!
I’d finally had enough of my buddy Jerry’s new girlfriend Roxie. I’d had words with her before a few times about how I didn’t like how she treated him and never let him go to games or hang with his friends anymore, but when she showed up at the Devil’s Den during our friend Tom’s birthday party yelling and trying to drag Jerry out, I’d had enough. I cussed her out and told her what I thought of her, and all the guys laughed and clapped. Jerry looked worried, and Roxie looked furious.
I was so lucky. I just got to las vegas, and for some reason, I was moved to the hotel’s biggest suite. “They must have mistaken me for a high roller or something. Imagine all the girls I can get with a room like this” I thought as I entered the suite. After unpacking I saw a little closed bottle closed to the tv. “Rubber” it said, “perfect for rubbing one out”. That’s a funny name I thought, must be some kind of lubricant.
“You know Tim, I first didn’t know what that witch meant when she gave me the spell and said ‘get into the position beneath him for a last time, you’ll enjoy it’ … but now I do” Emily said while is cheating ex was getting fucked from behind.
“It was already alot of fun seeing you change into that blonde little slut with perky tits, it was even more fun to see you react and scream in your girly girl voice claiming you were still the macho man Tim, but it’s priceless laying here, looking into your new face and waiting for the moment when the spell turns permanent.”
“What do you ..ummm, mm oohhhhhh, mean … ” Tim started to ask when he felt a warm liquid shooting inside his new vagina.
“Oh god, that moment was really priceless. I think you know now what that meant” Emily said laughing while getting up from the bed. “Have fun with your life … um, oh right, the witch said I can even pick your name when the spell is permanent. Well, you always made fun of my best friend because she had a stripper name in your opinion. Who knows, maybe you can actually use it after you gave birth to your baby boy in 9 months …. Misty.”
Giddy in the knowledge of my prospective job, I dreamt of all the smooth bodies, gyrating hips, and freed breasts I would peek at for free. Not that that was my main motivating factor for my career change, I needed money. The global recession hit, and my liberal arts college degree couldn’t cut me more than a retail job. ‘Why not strip?’ I comically contemplated. Only one problem, guys don’t make much stripping. So in a moment of brilliance and to my parent’s and sibling’s consternation, I went to the Venus Clinic and punctually moved to Las Vegas.
My best friend James was about to get married. I was in charge of planning his bachelor party. I didn’t want to hire just one stripper, I wanted to do something very different for him. So after looking for ideas online, I found a special service designed for bachelor parties. They had two options, the usual “one stripper deal”, or “the stripper orgy”. And that second option sounded too good to be true. I quickly signed up all of us.
I’d finally had enough of my buddy Jerry’s new girlfriend Roxie. I’d had words with her before a few times about how I didn’t like how she treated him and never let him go to games or hang with his friends anymore, but when she showed up at the Devil’s Den during our friend Tom’s birthday party yelling and trying to drag Jerry out, I’d had enough. I cussed her out and told her what I thought of her, and all the guys laughed and clapped. Jerry looked worried, and Roxie looked furious.