Maria Melons
Ned was bored at the party, and wished he had a busty latina to be with. A magical bong glowed in the room, and Ned smoked it after making the wish. Suddenly reality shifted around him, and he thought it was just the hit he smoked.
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Well…Not Immediatly
“You thought you were going to turn me into the woman and I’d, what, have sex with you immediately!” I screamed at him. He looked at me sheepishly, his voice no more than a whisper, “yeah”. “Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?” I continued screaming. “I can’t believe this. How do you even do something like this?” I was still angry but calming down a bit. He told me it was magic scroll. I stormed out of the room and went to my own room and slammed the door behind me.
Yoga Goddess
“You should join me for yoga” my wife had said.
“Its great for your body” she said.
“It helps you to be happy with yourself” she had told me.
“There are guys in the classes sometimes” she had assured me.
“Goddess pose is a pose for guys too, don’t be afraid to try it, you’ll love the results”
Knowing they are satisfied
Kyle was not a trusting man. Years of bad relationships had made him that way. Whenever he had a girlfriend they were either stiff in bed or at best let out exaggerated moans. None of them ever complained to him, but none of them stuck around particularly long either, leaving him perpetually wondering just how he was in the sack.
Class Change
Ted was tired of being a student in class and made a wish on a star that things would change in class. The next day when in class, he blacked out, and when he came to, things were different! He felt strange right away, and looking down seen why, he was dressed like a woman, and actually his body felt strange too, in fact he thought he might just be a woman now! As he tried to speak, he heard his new female voice, and was shocked.
The Bitch Is A Witch
I’m sorry this happened to us,honey. I knew you were really angry with her. I was just taking your side when I called her a bitch. You have to admit it was really creepy the way she glared at us when she said “Not bitch, witch! Let me show you two the difference!”. Who would have thought she would change you into a real four legged bitch and me into an apprentice witch. She did say as soon as I learned enough magic, I could change us back into husband and wife. She says, if I study hard, it shouldn’t take more than 10 years or so. There she is now. I have to go for my first lesson. You be a good girl while I’m gone honey.
Fair is Fair
John and his friends had been downtown wandering aimlessly, just killing time before the bars opened. They’d made passes at a few girls they’d bumped into, trying to persuade them to come out with them in the evening. It hadn’t gone to poorly, but John felt that no matter what he did, he couldn’t get any of them to pay attention to him any more than the rest of his friends. “Oh well” he thought, “so long as a few girls show up I’ll have a chance.”
Knights of the Round Asses
One of the Knights of the Round table said he would do anything for victory to the fairy of Sherwood Forest. The fairy agreed saying he (yes a male fairy) would allow victory if he would do something in return. The Knight agreed, and victory over there enemy kingdom was secured that evening. Then at their castle the fairy came to collect, surprising the knight at being so far from the forest.
Now to Find a Man!
Jake wished to be a sexy woman, and the genie granted it, he turned into a sexy female version of himself. As he caresses his new nylon clad legs with his French manicure hands, he smiled realizing he was a hot and felt great. Then new desires flooded his mind, female ones, and he realized he needed to find a man. That time would be his friend Lee’s lucky day, and the day Jake, now Jackie would get pregnant with twins!
Roommate
Life with a magic dick is complicated. Sure it means that girls find me hard to resist, but a lot of my guy friends walk in on me on accident and they end up changed. It is awfully hard to make a good friend if I risk them becoming a sex crazed woman if they happen to walk into the bathroom at the wrong time.