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Car guy to car girl

I had always been a car guy. As such, I had the bad habit of putting my love of cars before anything else. Just ask any of my ex-girlfriends. I was on my way to a job interview when I saw her. My dream car. It seemed impossible for a car like this to be sitting in a small, crappy used car lot, but there she was. I immediately turned off to get a closer look. It was almost uncanny. I had spent years thinking of my perfect car, even to the point of making a notebook outlining all the specs. Now, there were of course many perfect cars, depending what you wanted to use it for, but there was always one that was my favorite, and it was somehow sitting in this lot. I was so entranced looking at her that I didn’t even notice the salesman come up behind me.
“She’s a beauty ain’t she?”
I turned to see a middle aged man that looked like the quintessential salesman from the haircut right down to the cheesy smile. I would have laughed, but I was too interested in the car.
“She is. Think I could look under the hood?” I asked trying give away my desire.
The story was the same under the hood as the rest of the car. Every single detail seemed to be taken right out of my notebook. I had to keep reassuring myself that I wasn’t dreaming.
“Well, whadya think?” The salesman asked.
“I think she’s amazing.”
“She could be yours, if you’re willin’ to pay the price.” He said with his cheesy smile.
I laughed. There was no way I could afford this car. That’s why it was a “dream car”, never something to be actually attained, “Yeah right. This would cost me an arm and a leg!”
“Well, maybe not an arm and a leg. After all, I’m not a savage.” The salesman smiled, and proceeded to tell me his offer.
As it turned out, the salesman was some kind of wizard. Most of what he told me went right over my head, but what I did understand was that male essence was very valuable, and apparently the kind of essence I possessed was extremely rare. There was also a bunch of stuff about extracting male essence triggering some kind of reaction. However, at this point I was way too lost to follow, and the salesman noticed.
For the first time his smile cracked to show a bit of annoyance, “In short, you’re body is gonna start making female essence, and alot of it.”
“Meaning…” I said, still not quite following but starting to get an idea.
The salesman sighed, “Meaning you’re gonna turn female, like really female.”
I was processing the information while I stared at my dream car, and in the heat of the moment, I agreed. The salesman didn’t waste any time after getting my signature. He pulled out something that looked like the genie’s lamp from Aladdin and started chanting. A red mist started seeping through my skin and funnelling into the lamp. After the last of the mist was sucked out of me, my legs grew weak. The last thing I remember before passing out was the feeling of hands catching me before I hit the ground.
I woke up in a daze, not knowing exactly where I was. As I took in my surroundings, I remembered the deal I made. I quickly looked down to see that the deal was in fact real. Two mounds that could only be my new breasts protruded from my chest. I tried to stand and found that everything felt so different. The salesman came in shortly, wearing his cheesy smile, and congratulated me on my purchase. He ushered me out to my new car and handed me the keys.
During the walk, it started to dawn on me just what I had done, and regret was started to set in. I took the keys and went to unlock the door, not knowing what else to do when I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the mirror. A beautiful brunette stared back at me. If i was going to be a girl for the rest of my life, at least I was a total babe. I got in and turned the key in the ignition. The deep purring of the engine comforted me and seemed to wash all the doubt and feelings of regret away. I revved the engine and felt its power. I was getting giddy just thinking about driving this beautiful creature. The salesman snapped me out of my reverie when he handed me what looked like a small purse.
“Something a little extra for the pretty lady.” He said with a smile before turning and heading towards his office.
Inside the purse I found a driver’s license with a picture of me (the new me) along with all my credit cards and other documentation under my new identity.
Over a year has passed since I made that deal, and I couldn’t be happier. I was still nuts about cars. In fact, I could argue I was even more into them than before. Whereas before I would get really excited about cars, now I found cars I like really got my engine going, if you catch my drift. So much so that when I’d go for drives, I’d get so hot and bothered, I would have to pull over several times to take care of my needs. I also found i’m quite the exhibitionist when i’m out on a drive, daring to masturbate in a position that people could easily see me or even putting on a show when I stop for gas. I don’t know if this is because of some magic the salesman did on me, but I don’t care. It was worth it.

Moment of choice

I’ll admit I should have thought my wish through a little better, but I was so excited I just kinda blurted it out. I had always dreamed of living in the Dragonball Z universe and here was my chance. I even made sure that I would be a saiyan. I should have known that genie was gonna throw in a twist or two. My wish was granted, but I found I was a young saiyan woman named Sabi. I was lost at first and was even a little depressed. This wasn’t at all what I had in mind. I moped around until it finally hit that I was in the DBZ universe.
And so I started looking for the dragonballs. At least Shenron wasn’t one to twist words and throw you curveballs. I had barely started my search when I ran into the Z warriors. They were looking for the dragon balls too, so I offered to help, even though they already had a wish in mind. It sucked, but I had to do it. I couldn’t spend any more time than necessary as a girl.
The search took longer than I imagined. Apparently planetary scans take way longer than it seemed to in the show. During our search I got to befriend everyone. Upon finding out I was a saiyan, both Goku and Vegeta began training me. Goku trained me for fun, but I’m pretty sure Vegeta was only training me to prove he was a better teacher than Goku. He’s the one who really pushed me in my training and even got me to go super saiyan, and I gotta say it was pretty fucking awesome. Everyone was just like they were in the show. Krillin and 18 were the cutest couple, Gohan was almost painfully innocent when it came to girls, and I don’t know how many times I’ve punched Master Roshi, yet he still cops a feel every time I see him.
It had been months, but finally our search was over. I had the final dragonball in my hands. I couldn’t finally be a man again. I thought about the z warriors, and the bond I’d made with them all. Did I really have it in me to betray them all? It was the moment of choice, and I really wasn’t sure what I would do.

Lesson learned the Hard way

Oh God! Oh God! AWWWWw That’s right bitch I am your god! You like my hard cock in your ass don’t you? YESSSSS Fuckin you hard like the bitch you are. You didn’t know when you messed with my girlfriend she had a boyfriend who is very possessive and knew magic. Did you boy? NOOOOO Well now you get to be my side piece. You’re going to beg for this cock every day. OOOOOOOO YESSSSSS fuck me harder. That’s right here it comes get ready for it. Suddenly the woman felt her ass filled with warm creamy cum. Now you want to suck that dirty cock don’t you bitch? Yes master.

A More Feminine Body

In a small town there lived a guy named Chuck. Chuck was a guy who was commonly picked on for being not very attractive. The popular people at the college would constantly make fun of him or prank him. Read more

Nice Weather

A few days ago, these boys swapped with their girlfriends due to an unknown cause. Without being aware they behaved just like their girlfriends but because it wasn’t sunny outside they behaved the same as their former selves, more or less… Read more

The First Caption Writing Experience

I was just like you, trying to get through the day, getting through reality until you suddenly get excited when it’s that time of night when it’s just you and your imagination go wild. When I mention getting excited and letting your imagination go wild, I mean, getting horny and imagination that you where the opposite sex. It’s not a secret, we all love doing that I do too. I used to almost every night read TG captions to bed or anything else TG related, I bet you guys do the same. Read more

Something’s Awful Fishy

Ted knew something was awful fishy about that necklace he put on that his friend Nate gave him. When Ted put it on he blacked out, and when he woke up, he was in for a the surprise! He had long blonde hair in his eyes, a huge weight bouncing on his chest, and a pleasurable pressure between his legs!! Read more

Gone too far

My sons Sean and Eric were natural born pranksters. I swear they were pulling tricks since before they could walk and finding out they were magically gifted only increased their pranking arsenal that much more. I never worried about it because they never did anything harmful to anyone. That is until they met the Peterson boys. Those four were from another magically gifted family and became fast rivals to my sons. It was all good-natured at first, but over the years the pranks would get more and more extreme. You’d think it wouldn’t be fair, four vs. two, but over the years by boys would always be one step ahead of their enemies.
I had to say I was quite shocked to walk into my kitchen to see two teenage girls looking over a newspaper, but a quick “good morning” and introduction from them confirmed that they were my sons. Those Peterson boys had gone too far this time, but my sons seemed to already be planning their next move. I chuckled to myself seeing how unfazed they were by being transformed into girls, but nevertheless I’d have to have a word with Mr. and Mrs. Peterson and put an end to this. They were so focused looking over that newspaper and whispering back and forth to each other, I couldn’t help but laugh again as I left the kitchen. Wait did Eric just say he couldn’t wait to have all his holes filled?

Last Laugh Selfie

I know it is childish but screw her. Balancing my beers in one hand, I couldn’t help but appreciate my reflection in the mirror. Damn, I look sexy. Smiling, I can’t help but think, I would sure do me. Read more

How Cliche

Oh come on genie, how cliché can you get? Okay. So my wishes weren’t very imaginative. A million dollars, a big dick and all the sex I can handle. But still. Well cliché or not, I guess you delivered. I’m laying on the money, you certainly have a big dick and I guess that as a beautiful chick I can get laid pretty much anytime I want. Well keep going genie. I’m not even close to getting all the sex I can handle in this body.