Joseph A. Skank

Henry went into the suit shop, but instead of going to his favorite discount suit store, he went to a nearby one at the mall, one called Joseph A. Skank. He thought it was some kind of joke or play on his favorite store’s name, so he thought why not see what was there. It turns out it was suits sold at even steeper discounts than his favorite store, but a strange old man in a bathrobe was selling them. He said the suit would fit so well it would be like it retailored your body to the suit.




