Back when I was a man, nothing was better than getting home from a hard day of work, taking off your shoes, your belt, and melting into the couch. Now that I’m forced by my mom to live her life, which means having to work in her office, there are different things I look forward to.
“HAHA VERY FUNNY BUT WHO’S GONNA CHANGE ME BA- HEY STOP IT!”
“NO NOT THERE!”
“BE GENTLE!”
I feel kind of bad to say it. I really do. That’s honest. But I’m glad this happened.
this started with me and my buddy fighting over the same girl. and ended with me and my girlfriend fighting over the same cock.
Katie, you have to help me! It’s me, Barbie Dahl. No, dammit.! My name isn’t Barbie, it’s Barbie! I mean, I’m Mr. Miller’s personal secretary.
My friend was studying for massagist. “Hey, I needed to practice a new technique I am learning. But I need a girl to test it; it is a breast massage technique. So… would you take an X-Change to help me?” he asked to me. I knew he was getting good with his hands, so I took the pill. Then my body changed under my clothes, in the shape of a beautiful lady.
“Keep smiling or I make your tits bigger, Nathan.” My girlfriend whispered into my ear, holding the gun she changed me with behind my back. “My not so manly boyfriend has some pretty impressive breasts, but I’m sure the guys here would love it if your tits were bigger.”
…Ugh, what time is it? 11 am… I guess I must have gotten pretty hammered last night. That’s the trouble with having no friends (other than Jack and Jim… Jose might have even showed up at some point). Stupid sunlight, stupid pounding headache, stupid me for drinking alone in my apartment again.
I thought it was the perfect wish. “I wish I could always be with Emily” I said, “ok master…” the genie answered. “No wait… and that she loved me more than anyone” I added. “Ok, wish granted master” the genie said. I didn’t know how the wish would happen, but I closed my eyes, hoping to see Emily next time that I openned them. But instead, I felt something on my back, I was lying down. I realized someone was grabbing my legs, “Must be Emily” I thought. But then I felt something give me a big push on my crotch. I felt something on my chest bounce. “Oh god!” I yelled. It was orgasmic.
Jeff was so full of himself and self centered, the old woman at the carnival could see right through him. She thought the world would be better served if this guy was taught a lesson in humility.